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  #101 (permalink)  
Old Nov 17, 04
you dont knowww me
 
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LLaaUUrrYYn is a jewel in the roughLLaaUUrrYYn is a jewel in the roughLLaaUUrrYYn is a jewel in the rough
My question to you Dave is.. WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD?
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Old Nov 17, 04
.krista.
 
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Originally Posted by LLaaUUrrYYn
My question to you Dave is.. WHY DOES IT HURT SO BAD?

well sometimes when a girl has sex for the first time...


actually...maybe we should talk about this privately
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Old Nov 17, 04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AGROculture

If Johnny is raving in the main room at 12:45pm at an approximate raving rate of 145bpms, and Sally is raving in the 2nd room at 12:46pm at an approximate rate of 150 bpms: by what time will they eventually reach the headlining dj in the third room, and how much will they have raved, and what dj should be playing in this third room according to the new bpm rate that would be achieved by these calculations?

Thats easy

they'd arive at the best headlining slot. 3 am. And the dj would obviously be Superpimp dj Missy Chrissy!
*coughcough*thenbookmedammit*coughcough*

sorry something in my throat.
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Old Nov 17, 04
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how many seconds/hours/days does it take to get into your pants?
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Old Nov 18, 04
 
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Originally Posted by AGROculture

why have i not met agro dave... all my sea town homies kick it, but i have somehow never come across this elusive man?

I met you at the PNE silly. Right in front of the smoke pit and that lil stage. I asked for your autograph. Thanx a lot for forgetting me =(
UGH. you can't be serious... i have been trying to meet you the last like 3 times we went up there.. i need to see a picture.. then it will all come back to me.. you CANT hold it against me man, i mean come on, SECOND MASSIVE, in two dayz? it was rough man, i was tired... i am SO sorry for forgetting you.. but see obviously i didn't forget YOU i just forgot that INSTANCE of meeting you... forgive me? :D
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Old Nov 18, 04
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Dear Agrodave: Why is Avana always right?

Thanks,
-C
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Old Nov 18, 04
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agro: whos gonna win the 6/49 this week?
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Old Nov 18, 04
The Orginal Trance Addict
 
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agro what time is sunset tonight
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  #109 (permalink)  
Old Nov 18, 04
Time is an illusion!!
 
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Why are we here? And why do we seem to be compelled to see if we can stump you?
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Old Nov 18, 04
to what!#%
 
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i infrequently see you on west broadway.

where exactly do you live in kits?
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  #111 (permalink)  
Old Nov 18, 04
aka "Cyrus"
 
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i infrequently see you on west broadway.

where exactly do you live in kits?

I KNOW I KNOW
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Old Nov 18, 04
Mad Acid Pirate
 
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Dr. Doom can only hope to improve
Agrodave,
Where can doom buy a celluar, modular, interactive-odular banaphone?
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Old Nov 20, 04
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did agro die?
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Old Nov 20, 04
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i have a boner, and it never goes away. It's hard right now... 20 minutes later, 20 minutes before.. hours later.. hours before... it hurts to pee properly, and my penis touches everything.. this isnt right.. how do i stop it? is there a cure, will pogs help the situation? i need helP!
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Old Nov 22, 04
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djmarkpaul will become famous soon enough
How long till Babylon falls?
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Old Nov 22, 04
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Originally Posted by DiamondDash2k
i have a boner, and it never goes away. It's hard right now... 20 minutes later, 20 minutes before.. hours later.. hours before... it hurts to pee properly, and my penis touches everything.. this isnt right.. how do i stop it? is there a cure, will pogs help the situation? i need helP!
hahah... does ur weiner have zits:P haahah
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Old Nov 23, 04
 
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It appears that dave has stopped answering our questions....
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  #118 (permalink)  
Old Nov 23, 04
The Man behind the scene!
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Do you blame him?
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Old Nov 23, 04
The monkeeys are where
 
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Dear AgroDave,

what is the answer of 42?
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Old Nov 23, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
AGROculture has a spectacular aura aboutAGROculture has a spectacular aura about
agro......

Yes sir?

are you gay?

naw

does your parents know that your gay?

no cause I'm not gay. Does your parents know you talk like a hick?

why do people in this enviroment get sick.

Various reasons ranginging from pollution to unsanitary practices

why isnt the atmosphere clean?

Big Business and big money. Its unfortunate but if we were to clean up our act and be super eviromentally friendly it would cost so much money and lost jobs that governments don't want to deal with it

is doggystyle n actual position?

yup, and it's a lot of fun. Great view!

do dogs really do fly?

no

what is ODB nick name (used in Wu tang forever cd)

Osirus?

is tupac really dead

yes definatly

when is ur next party?

I've got a breakdancing comp sometime in January during the day and KISS will be on Sat Feb 12th

is your party ognna b a masive?

yes it'll be big and the line up will be massive. I think it's at least 6 headliners

can u bring down yoji!

We tried our best. It's not happening. Not for this party anyway. But believe me we tried for weeks

is ur massive gonna b at MLC?

no, I wouldn't call a party at the Maritime Labour Ctr a massive

whats a good dj name

I kind of like The Boogy Man

whats the eaziest way to beat match hardhouse to hard trance to trance?

beats me

are you really agro?

definatly

whats the meaning of agro?

A.G.R.O.c.u.l.t.u.r.e.

A.LL G.ENDERS R.ACES O.RIGINS
c.ultures u.nited l.iving t.ogethor u.sing r.aw e.nergy

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Old Nov 23, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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are you enjoying your ipod?

No not yet....call me!!

OK
If you met a turkish boy on the bus, would you give him a hug goodbye?


yes, and if I ever see him again I will bring him home and keep him in my closet

If I had 16 percocets would you split them with me and eat them all in one night?

I would eat 8 of them and give 8 to another special someone

If you ate a qualude, would you sit under your computer desk?

yes and I would roll around on the floor talking jiberish and not remember a single thing in the morning

If, we met a lady on the bus and asked her if we could go home with her and cook her breakfast and she said yes, would you actually do it?

yes I would never say no to free breakfast

If you met a heroin junkie named erin on the beach, would you drink his water?

YUCK!! No I'd get Hep C

If we went to the beach and we were with Thomas mezey would you throw the krang stick out the window?

awww poor Tommy. That would be mean cause he takes the Krang stick so seriously. So yes I would! Just for a cheap laugh

If we met a gay guy named Bill on the beach would you let him take your picture?

Gay Bill can take pictures of me anytime he wants. I'd ever let him cheack my male.....get it?......check my male!

If I was high would you let me follow a man home who offerd me candy and restrain thomas mezey from saving me?

I would let you have fun with the stranger with Candy. I would restarin Tommy from running after ya, but secretly I would be keeping a close eye on ya, just in case he tried something funny

If we had the krang stick and thomas asked us not to do experiments with it involving water would you do it anyway?

Naw I would trick him and just pretend it was in the water

If I slapped you, would you cut me with a box cutter?

Bitch I'd cut you up and you know it!!!
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awwww I miss you Kimberley!
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Old Nov 23, 04
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agro - when will this thread end?

It almost ended cause first my comp got some fucked up virus and I couldn't use it for 4 days until I hired some comp. geek to do a file recovery. Then I went on tour with my cousin to Edmonton and Calgary for a while. So I almost forgot about this thread. The thread will end when I get bored of it =) or when peopole stop asking me good questions

wheres my record hahaha

seroisuly though i want that back


I've got your signed Benni Benassi record beside me. Come pick it up anytime my man

agro - what are your lotto number picks for this week?

09 28 06 24 35 41

dave-when is my pain going to go away? and what can i take instead of t3s?

Take 8 perkocets in 4 hours. I did. I felt no pain whatsoever after that.

what am i thinking?

this is what you are thinking. hmmmm I'm horny, but I need something different. I'm curious. I think I'm gonna call the badboys chatline

agro - how much change do i have in my wallet right.... NOW

none

where are my car keys?

exactly where you left them

agro whats latin root for application

Well the prefix would be ap which means "to, toward or at". and the suffix would be ation which means "being, or the result of"
so that means the base or Root would be plic which means "to fold
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Old Nov 23, 04
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Rank all the Daves you know, including yourself.. and myself.
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Old Nov 23, 04
The Truth is..So Ruthless
 
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How much wood could a woodchuck cuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

I'm not to sure. How much can a canner can if a canner can can cans?

Dear AgroDavid.

My birthday is fast approaching and I asked my boyfriend for a llama named Dolly. He says they poop and spit too much.
Should I ask for a mohair goat instead?
Regards,
Adrienne.


absolutley not. Its your birthday. You should get what you want

yeah dave, what's your lottery picks? i i don't win i'ma cutchoo!!!!

sorry man I'm not going to give you them because the chances of me getting the winning numbers are extremely slim. In fact theres a better chance of getting hit by lightning. The reason I don't want to give them to you is because I don't want you to lose and then have to cut me. I hope you understand

When is the last day before the earth explodes

I'm thinking well over a billion years

how much sand is there on a beach?

I don't know but I heard a messed up theory on how there are more stars out there than there are grains of sand on every beach in the world. Pretty crazy huh

dave - i just dropped my poor lil plant that sits atop my monitor and soil got into the back of the monitor...is it going to be ok?

Yeah it should be fine!

what am i wearing right now?

I don't know but I am picturing you topless in just a pair of cotton panties =P

agro - how many phone numbers are there in the phone book? (yellow)

I don't know but if on average there are 40 numbers per page and there is 3000 pages then that would make 120 000 numbers

Whats furthest known object from the planet earth (confirmed)

that would probably be in the furthest known galaxy called SDF132418 which is 2,460 Mpc away

agro is plur bad for me?

naw dawg. P.retty L.ittle U.nderage R.avers are good for you!

Do i look good in green?

Sorry dude
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Old Nov 23, 04
SherBear
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What do you do if ur dog starts humping other dogs of the same sex?

or maybe even a cat?
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