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Old Apr 08, 08
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How many ply(s) are too many?

Toilet paper people. I use the 2 ply. Some use the 1. But i don't like touching my poo. so I use 2. When you fold over a 1 ply paper, that's effectively making it 2 ply... right?

But what is too much? I've heard of 6 ply, which is rediculous. However, my roommate just bought 3 ply. and that's like rubbing my ass with a bed sheet and it just doesn't feel right. it feels GREAT. but almost a little too luxurious for what i'm trying to accomplish.

so i ask you, how many plies do you go before it's too many?
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Old Apr 09, 08
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Old Apr 09, 08
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i say the more ply, the better!
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Old Apr 09, 08
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TEN THOUSAND PLY, MATEY!!!

could you even fit a roll in the door..??
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Old Apr 09, 08
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i wipe my ass with sand paper
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Old Apr 09, 08
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i rock the 3ply,

i spare no expense for my ass.
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Old Apr 09, 08
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as long as you don't leave rolls of your tp and cosmetics and clothes all ove the house then 3 ply is good enough for me.
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Old Apr 09, 08
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2 ply for me!
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Old Apr 12, 08
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3 ply is the shit yo. unless you're using the kitten brand, all you need is two, it feels like a pillow on your ass yo.
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Old Apr 13, 08
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dont matter really cause i dent to do the fold over maneuver anyways, usually 3 or 4 times. so its always at least a half dozen ply.
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Old Apr 13, 08
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Number of ply doesn't matter so much as texture does.

I wipe my ass with emery cloth.
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Old Apr 13, 08
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use a japanese washlet.
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Old Apr 13, 08
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sad fact: boreal forest is being cut down for toilet paper :(
please buy recycled paper products <3
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Old Apr 13, 08
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respect the plys, or the water shall rise
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Old Apr 13, 08
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Toilet paper people. I use the 2 ply. Some use the 1. But i don't like touching my poo. so I use 2. When you fold over a 1 ply paper, that's effectively making it 2 ply... right?

But what is too much? I've heard of 6 ply, which is rediculous. However, my roommate just bought 3 ply. and that's like rubbing my ass with a bed sheet and it just doesn't feel right. it feels GREAT. but almost a little too luxurious for what i'm trying to accomplish.

so i ask you, how many plies do you go before it's too many?
yo laurence, i met you before and you seem like a 3 ply guy, i think its the perfect balance between not getting shit on your fingers and effectively cleaning yo asshole.


by the way, this is a pretty fucked up thread homeboy, you mustve been smoking on some la before you maid this. in that regard, big up yoself i just smoked out with my big homie tony(eztone is his fnk joint, he hasnt posted in probably five years)..so you know shit getting retarded right now.
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Old Apr 13, 08
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shit homeboy, that look like the process you go to before you head out to a salad tossin convention.


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Old Apr 13, 08
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shit yo, those things are at aberdeen mall, some old chinese guy tried to sell me one for 5 hundred bucks. I walked away laughing in tears.
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Old Apr 13, 08
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shit yo, those things are at aberdeen mall, some old chinese guy tried to sell me one for 5 hundred bucks. I walked away laughing in tears.
Why do I have an image in my head of sagey peddling these?

Kinda seems like it'd be right up his alley...



... so to speak.
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Old Apr 13, 08
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2 or 3 ply... i haven't paid too much attention. it does the job though.
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Old Apr 13, 08
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i post the wierd stuff when i'm sober fyi!

ever run out of TP and have to settle with a PT? it just keeps getting classier. but you know you've done it.
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Old Apr 13, 08
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nothing but 1000count silk should be touching my ass
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Old Nov 05, 08
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I got a new roommate. He went out and bought baby wipes. I didn't dare use it until we had a full conversation about it. EVERYONE who came over asked about it, so i had to as well.

To begin, it costs $2 a pack. If it's good enough for a baby why isn't it good for adults too? It's fast dry and makes your bum smell like baby powder. His sales line (that didn't work on me) was 'we're talking about the cleanliness of your ass here...'. If the french and japanese use boudoirs why can't we use baby wipes? so I gave it a try one day and honestly... I'm convinced! It's weird at first, and you might laugh at yourself initially...

ever tried?
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Old Nov 06, 08
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^Done it while camping, way more efficient than tp. I don't really know what baby wipes are made out of, but they seem like they'd be prone to clogging the toilet more.

...and I think you meant bidet.
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Old Nov 06, 08
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When i was in turkey i used none! they were all those squatting toilets with the thing of water... to be honest, that seems way more sanitary and you feel a lot cleaner afterwards... sucks pouring cold water all over your ass though..
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