DANA CARVEY disses surrey girls on LENO!

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by Wood

YouTube - Dana Carvey on Leno

i dunno, i just don't find this guy anywhere near as funny as i did when i was 15. go figure.

That Master of Disguise movie was on last weekend. I could not watch it for more than about 2 minutes without being incredibly annoyed by his persona.

[se7en]

yeah dana carvey aint funny anymore. i was cracking up last nite tho, when he was mentioning surrey girls.

[Revolver]

^agreed...

at the begining i was just cringing. esp when he was dancing around looking like a idiot doing that whole..."come on" bit.

dude you are NOT robin williams.

[Courtney]

lynn valley hood rats

[dabbler]

^^^ Lulz

[Courtney]

Originally Posted by rawb

LYNN VALLEY IS THE SCHRODINGER'S CAT OF MIDDLE CLASS LIVING AREAS
IT EXISTS IN A STATE OF BOTH "SO NICE" AND "SO GHETTO" AND ONLY EXISTS IN THE FORM YOU WANT IT TO TO MAKE YOUR JOKE OR POINT l

IE: I HAVE HEARD BOTH "YOU'RE A NORTH SHORE RICH BOY" AND "ARE YOU GLAD YOU GOT OUT OF THAT SHITHOLE?" FROM PEOPLE WHEN THEY KNOW WHERE IM FROM (LYNN VALLEY TATT ACROSS MY CHEST, HANGING AT THE COMMUNITY POOL)

same story for me
growing up lower lonsdaleish
"oh you live BELOW the highway" shameful
"you live in the ghetto of north van"

[Courtney]

ps there are no ghettos in north vancouver
thanks

[Courtney]

but lynn valley girls were always sluts
SLUTLAND!

[Phrenetic]

[Wood]

^the dana carvey of fnk

[dabbler]

lower londsdale going West is actually quite nice? crazy new development at the bottom these days, all the buildings are really new

[GSG9]

i was going to be puttin a few buildings up around there but my boss decided we should do some work in slurrey cause its closer. he makes me sick.

[Grapes]

Best Surrey girl moment was when a party in the states offered them discounted entry with proof of address.

[GSG9]

LOL thats fuckin brutal

[SWIFTBEATS]

i went to school in lynn valley for a bit, worst school ever, nazi's holy crap

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Best Surrey girl moment was when a party in the states offered them discounted entry with proof of address.

i went to that party! KRUSHA played that show!!!

[stephen_c]

to be fair, surrey type girls are abundant in every big and small town b.c, not just in surrey or lynn valley or w/e

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by dabbler

i went to that party! KRUSHA played that show!!!

Wasn't DJ Funk headlining?

All about Surrey Chicks In Free at the Booty House show...

[ebbomega]

Master Of Disguise was primarily a kid's movie, hence the campiness about it.

Honestly I like Dana Carvey though. He strikes me as everything Dane Cook wishes he was.

His HBO special will forever be one of my favourite standup acts. Jimmy Stewart getting a blowjob was great....

[Grapes]

Thought The Province had a story about Surrey girls today. Turns out it was about something else entirely...

Beavers are Under Siege in Surrey

[stephen_c]

^
surrey girls beavers?

[Senior]

agreed that there's nothing special or unique about Surrey. it's basically just a generic suburb...

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by Grapes

That Master of Disguise movie was on last weekend. I could not watch it for more than about 2 minutes without being incredibly annoyed by his persona.

But you can watch blond and blonder for hours?

[Mangle]

Does anyone have a clip of this yet?

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by ppcock

But you can watch blond and blonder for hours?

As soon as I figure out what makes some things so bad they're good, and some things so bad they're really bad... I'll let you know.