DANA CARVEY disses surrey girls on LENO!

[Revolver]

LAWWWL!... did anyone elese JUST see this?

apparently he opend his show at the red robinson theater with a joke about surrey girls.

talked about it on leno.

haaahahahhahaa....mentioned the term 'surrey girls' like 9 times....

right up there when letterman referenced surrey girls in a top ten one time

HE JUST DID IT AGAIN! ahaha...crowd loves it.

[Courtney]

nice.
surrey girls at the bus stop in north van today- ridiculous..singing so loud too eminem...2 fat bitches..one pregnant and smoking, also in front of her child..what a mofo

[Krusha]

it's all about exco jeans , bleached hair with gnarly roots and baby carriage on the bus seen?

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by Courtney

nice.
surrey girls at the bus stop in north van today- ridiculous..singing so loud too eminem...2 fat bitches..one pregnant and smoking, also in front of her child..what a mofo

you sure they weren't from Lynn Valley? it can be hard to tell them apart

[TrixX]

Originally Posted by dabbler

you sure they weren't from Lynn Valley? it can be hard to tell them apart

hahahaha..........hahahahah.........holy fuck jay.......hahahahaha awesome!!!!!

karma times a million lol

[Revolver]

LOLs....jay you should be on leno!

the clip of carvey from last nite has to be on youtube in the next couple of days...

it was way to fucking funny.

even went into a ARNOLD impression making fun of surrey girls.

[Courtney]

Originally Posted by dabbler

you sure they weren't from Lynn Valley? it can be hard to tell them apart

you know why i'm sure they were from surrey...they were talking about how they were going to get home...with no bus fare .classic..They were also talking about the days when they werre young when they never had to pay for drugs or alcohol and how it was soo mucch fun
i can only assume what they did in return

[rawb]

Originally Posted by dabbler

you sure they weren't from Lynn Valley? it can be hard to tell them apart

:cry:

[Erin]

I thought Lynn Valley was nice?

[stephen_c]

^
lynn valley nice.
lynn valley girls, not so nice.

[Kandyapple]

Originally Posted by rawb

:cry:

It's ok Rawb, he clearly doesn't know what he is talking about.
It's just all the surry hanging out in our hood that's making us look bad. :P

[rawb]

LYNN VALLEY IS THE SCHRODINGER'S CAT OF MIDDLE CLASS LIVING AREAS
IT EXISTS IN A STATE OF BOTH "SO NICE" AND "SO GHETTO" AND ONLY EXISTS IN THE FORM YOU WANT IT TO TO MAKE YOUR JOKE OR POINT l

IE: I HAVE HEARD BOTH "YOU'RE A NORTH SHORE RICH BOY" AND "ARE YOU GLAD YOU GOT OUT OF THAT SHITHOLE?" FROM PEOPLE WHEN THEY KNOW WHERE IM FROM (LYNN VALLEY TATT ACROSS MY CHEST, HANGING AT THE COMMUNITY POOL)

[Wood]

YouTube - Dana Carvey on Leno

i dunno, i just don't find this guy anywhere near as funny as i did when i was 15. go figure.

[dabbler]

the only way I can tell Lynn Valley girls and Surrey girls apart by looks alone, is the color of their jeans. LV usually wear denim or black, SRY usually wear white LULZ

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by Wood

YouTube - Dana Carvey on Leno

i dunno, i just don't find this guy anywhere near as funny as i did when i was 15. go figure.

might be because he's making the same lame jokes as he was when you were 15

[stringbeans]

i dont get how lynn valley can ever be seen as a ghetto unless for some reason lower lonsdale is considered part of lynn valley

more like milf valley am i rite

[galaxie]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

might be because he's making the same lame jokes as he was when you were 15

yeah, I just watched the clip, pretty sure I didn't even crack a smile
I kinda pitied him for the baboon joke...it would have been funny if he just left it at the heart, but no, he had to go jumping around like a monkey :(

[Phrenetic]

What does a Surrey girl do first thing after waking up in the morning?

[SEAN!]

how would an american audience even know who they are.

[matéo]

Originally Posted by Phrenetic

What does a Surrey girl do first thing after waking up in the morning?

open the passenger car door. or something.


Yo sean!

I've talked to a ton of people overseas who have made reference to surrey girls when i told them where I am from. Shit like that can travel very fast!

[Phrenetic]

pretty soon Surrey Girls are going to a demanded export.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by Phrenetic

pretty soon Surrey Girls are going to a demanded export.

If we can trade them for wacked out Russian male order brides I think we can consider it a win.

[Phrenetic]

with all the Exco jeans to go with it

[Wood]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

how would an american audience even know who they are.

yeah i don't really get that either, i mean doesn't every city have trashy suburbs? don't trashy 'burbs make up like 90% of the inhabited mid west? how would surrey stand out in a way that anyone outside the lower mainland would even know of it's existence?

[GSG9]

cause surrey is beyond that regular west coast burb trashyness. its gone into the meta-trashy phase. and it only gets worse exponentially from here-on-out.