tip of the day - Page 3

stephen_c · #51 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get. -- Forrest Gump

dj_skratch_1 · #52 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

Never go thru Wendy's drive thru on Cambie and 8th.....

Haze · #53 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

"this is going to hurt me more then it hurts you" is ALWAYS a lie

- ë

stephen_c · #54 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

^
but didn't it at least made u feel better?

KimmyCandy · #55 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj_skratch_1

Never go thru Wendy's drive thru on Cambie and 8th.....

I did today....should I be worried? :148:

stephen_c · #56 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

cleanliness is next to godliness

dj_skratch_1 · #57 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by KimmyCandy

I did today....should I be worried? :148:

evidence that I was there....thats all I'm going to say......

Thread contribution: Advil is golden.......

veN · #58 (**permalink**) Dec 17, 04

I heard on the radio this morning that if your dog doesn't like your man, maybe you shouldn't be with him.

mapleleaf4ever · #59 (**permalink**) Dec 18, 04

Never pee into the Wind!

Custard · #60 (**permalink**) Dec 18, 04

mouthwash, while containing a high concentration of alcohol, it is no substitute for beer.

Veni*C · #61 (**permalink**) Dec 18, 04

LOL..... gold!!^^^^

dj_skratch_1 · #62 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by bananasinpjs

dude, what do you think gatorade is made out of?

just add some sugar and potassium to your mix and you've pretty much got a much cheaper version of gatorade!

--Joanne :P

Fascinating..... *skratchs chin*

Tip: 18 inch sub bins cannot be carried by one person....

veN · #63 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

If u facetiously offer your ABC gum to someone, they just might take it. And then u have no more gum.

dj_skratch_1 · #64 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

^ tis the season to share! :p

Coffee = productivity......

-Dubs- · #65 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

pussy is good, pussy is grand, if u cannot get pussy you can always use your hand.............. somewhere years ago heard that. still lives true for * i can safely say this * ALL GUYS!!

lola_phyne · #66 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

Don't eat the yellow snow.

sandikins · #67 (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

dont lick frozen poles! :338: :284:

Joanne · #68 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

the best way to prevent colds is washing your hands. cheap, regular soaps work just fine. antibacterial soaps are no better because colds come from viruses. NOT bacteria.

--Joanne :P

thorn · #69 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

mapleleaf4ever · #70 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

Keep Files that you'll have to refer to in an emergency somewhere that you remember.

*grumble*

dj_skratch_1 · #71 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

Sex in the champagne room is actually really fun! =) :y:

~god~ · #72 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

girls talk!
girls talk!
girls talk!
girls talk!
girls talk!
girls talk!
girls talk!

dj_skratch_1 · #73 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

^ Like, oh mah gawd! :p

~god~ · #74 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

they spread shit faster than a french prostitude distributes AIDS.

G3N3R4L · #75 (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

you have to eat and fuck your entire life... you may as well know how to do it right....