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May 12, 04
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hahah man this is funny!
theres just too many things that wreck the mood.. 
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May 12, 04
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something that happened to me,
all the stuff u both say from the beginning to, foreplay, to more foreplay, to sex, then to be interrupted half way by her mother's voice coming from a vent in the ceiling "we can hear everything ur saying" ouch. that was embarrassing
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May 12, 04
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Or how about having the girls mom walk in while you're giving face...especially after much convincing that she would never walk in.....I didnt want to leave the bedroom, and look her mom in the face....
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May 12, 04
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Any type of injury such as: Hitting ones head on the headboard, slipping in the shower, throwing one's leg out of joint, cramps of any sort, etc.
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May 13, 04
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rediculusly loud quiffs :)
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May 13, 04
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oh yeah and when i chick fails to tell you shes on her rag or when she gets her rag in mid hump..
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May 13, 04
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When she's on top and slides away from you and bends Mr. Happy the way he's not supposed to go... Ouchy ouchy. :(
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May 13, 04
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And to dude (rave ROG) that said morning after pill. I think the other fear is STDs morning after pill can't help you there bud.
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May 14, 04
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fuck ya you went there YUCK!!!!! :) that would be the sickest thing that could happen.
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May 14, 04
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May 14, 04
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during middle of sex....
"Boy, i'm hungry how bout u?" that'd be hilarious
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May 14, 04
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reaching down on her and discovering your very own crying game
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May 15, 04
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"wow, your even better then your sister/brother"
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May 15, 04
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^^ on that note, i was sleeping with a brothers once. brother A didn't know i was sleeping with brother B. brother B was in the know. i accidently said the wrong name while humpin' brother A.....class....
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May 15, 04
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^brutal...that must'a sucked eh...what'd he do?
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May 15, 04
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Ummm... killing the mood.
Wow.. I don't think its so much me or the boy that I'm with... but more so my roommates. Like when Erin comes to my room and pounds on the door asking.. "Are you making boom-boom, yet?" Hearing my other room mate fucking across the hall while I'm fucking and the girls screaming and he's telling her to shut up. Another one of my roommates comes home, figures out wuts goin on in my room and yells "Go Team Canada!!!!" Actually... I do know one time where the boy killed it... we had been sleeping together for sumtime and this one time.. we're doing are thing.. then I realize... wow.... he's done that every other time too.... and the same with every other thing he does.. I catch on.. and realise.. I'm bored. Throw him off me roll over and goto sleep....
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May 15, 04
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"Hey, Ya wanna play strip rock-paper-szizors?" I thought this was romantic but she wasn't impressed.
Oh and a good one to get her motor running has got to be: "You're a much better kisser than your Dad!" That one's pure class!! Oh and Kandyapple, you sick fucking retard!!! I'll never be able to pleasure myself with you in mind, after that rag-quiff comment. I always imagined you as one of those quiff-free sluts that never make odd snatch-sound-affects, but if you do, you better think of me DAMMIT!!
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