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Old Jun 29, 04
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ugh FARTING in the heat of the moment if u gotta fart i suggest u hold the damn thing in or get OUT! lol
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Old Jun 29, 04
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I find that revealing you are NOT going to fuck them tonight deffintately gets those pants zipped up pretty damn quick.
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Old Jun 29, 04
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I'd have to say, someone calling YOU by the wrong name.... Or someone being like "Can we hurry this up? I have to be some where in 20 minutes". I'd be pissed.
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Old Jun 29, 04
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when ur family pet comes in the room and decides to sit and watch u... this really disturbs me
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Old Jun 30, 04
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whne your dad walks in when ur just making out with ur new bf fuck i want to shoot him at these points
so embarrising
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Old Jul 03, 04
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When you nailing and the 3 min into it the girl says well im done but you can keep going if you want. lol
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Old Jul 03, 04
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^^are you kidding me? that'd be awesome!
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Old Jul 03, 04
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Hahah yes but it killed the mood.
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Old Jul 03, 04
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i'd be even more excited.
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Old Jul 03, 04
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hahah fair enough
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Old Jul 03, 04
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this thread is too cool
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Old Jul 03, 04
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What about when yyou're poundin' some ssslut and her snatch is talkin' to you in some weird language. I mean, guys get made fun of because they can't get it up(some guys but not the good ones) and some chicks make retarded noises out of thier snatches, I'd say that's not fair!

What about throwing feeces, is that really considered wrong, if you're not German? I don't want to know!
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Old Jul 03, 04
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you grab her hair from behind and say softly into her ear, "you're the ugliest bitch i've ever fucked."
you then proceed to fuck her as long as possible from behind until you get thrown off.
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Old Jul 03, 04
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Rodeo!
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Old Jul 03, 04
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hehe...My partner at the time had this freaky big fuzzy stuffed duck/chicken thing with beady black eyes. It was near the foot of the bed...It was getting hot and heavy when I looked down and saw this ugly stuffed animal sitting there looking like it was staring at me...it kinda creeped me out and killed the mood...it was kinda funny when you think about it...kekeke
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Old Jul 05, 04
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giving her a strawberry sundae - punching her in the nose and beating off in her face.
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Old Jul 05, 04
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saying someone elses name once, being forgiven, then saying it again.

your girlfriend is against bras that do up in the front and white bras, after a year of dating you try to undo her bra from the front. then say "oh i thought you were wearing your white calvin kline bra... oh wait... thats not your bra."

having someone walk in not once, not twice, but three times, and your partner talks to them.

true stories.

but if i were to pick one, it would be saying someone elses name
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Old Jul 05, 04
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Originally Posted by Flip

Oh and Kandyapple, you sick fucking retard!!! I'll never be able to pleasure myself with you in mind, after that rag-quiff comment. I always imagined you as one of those quiff-free sluts that never make odd snatch-sound-affects, but if you do, you better think of me DAMMIT!!
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Old Jul 06, 04
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Wow. I can't believe no one's mentioned one of the ultimate mood ruiners:

Accidental pubic hair yankage when getting jerked off.
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Old Jul 06, 04
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Or how about having the girls mom walk in while you're giving face.
Totally sucks! =(
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