quickest way to kill the mood

[Goat]

different then turnoffs, but close enough.
what are some things you/your partner have done to bring things from "oh so hot and heavy" to "get out of my bed"

something i love doing: when that moment,you know, the one where it's 3.5 seconds away from celestial passion...and...you ever so slowly start trailing kisses from her lips, brush her neck ever so softly in that spot she loves. down her chest, teasingly around her navel...then BAM...RAZZZZZZZZZBURZ on the stomach!

10 points for the home team!!!!

[cheebus420]

when you wakeup and realize it's been your hand the whole time

[Willis]

Maxwell House u should be good at letting us know

[junglequeen]

asking "is it in yet?" or "is that your finger?"

[Goat]

Originally Posted by Killz

Maxwell House u should be good at letting us know

it's my sole purpose in life, thought you knew.
welcome to the club.

[mapleleaf4ever]

"Your Mom sucked my Dick... surely you can too..."

[Silver Tongue]

Originally Posted by junglequeen

asking "is it in yet?"

That's f#$KIng funny

[BenGiovanni]

"wanna see something cool..."
sticks hand in mouth to enduce vomiting...

[shorerider]

Having a lot of gas and pharting while fucking her in the ass. **sigh**

[ebbomega]

^^ Are you kidding? That's the whole point!

[shorerider]

I was the one who farted!!!

[strawberr_E]

Originally Posted by junglequeen

asking "is it in yet?"

4 word insta ego buster for any guy

[*spacecase*]

"my mom's comin home soon..... can we make this quick? " (sadly, the person who said this is 23 and lives at home)

quick? sure!!!

i'll just leave RIGHT NOW!!!



and finding someone else's panties in the bed is also a definite mood killer.

yeesh

[Trello]

"BITCH! this dick isnt gonna suck it self."

[ebbomega]

For me, it's when the GHB starts to wear off.

[Trello]

if this were ever said i wouldnt know what to do...."is it in yet?"

[BenGiovanni]

haha or fucking around in the dark...and hearing "i cant find it..."

[Scarface]

Originally Posted by strawberr_E

4 word insta ego buster for any guy

Ego buster if the guy sais it to the girl too............

[trance4life]

Originally Posted by cheebus420

when you wakeup and realize it's been your hand the whole time

haha omg

[Oscar Da Grouc]

Originally Posted by Trello

"BITCH! this dick isnt gonna suck it self."

ya, but for that u gotta do it correctly, lolz..my friend did this b4..

Looks down towards his crotch, looks at the person, looks at crotch again, person again, then says "it aint gonna suck itself"

[BenGiovanni]

Did it work though?

[PHOTONIC]

When yer goin down on your gf in the living room and the tv is on and its worlds scariest police videos and you ever so briefly stop to watch the horrific accident and the end of the police chase... ya... last time i make that mistake.

[No trace]

Originally Posted by junglequeen

asking "is it in yet?"

answering this question with "it's not my fault your cavernous hole has been fucked raw 5 times already you dirty douchebag."

but seriously, nothing shrinks a dick faster then 'uhhh i think the condom just broke.' not even cold water... well maybe.

[Raver_O.G]

Oh come on, what do you think morning after pills were invented for? Dont leave home without one...either that or always make sure your woman has some semblance or sense to go get that fixed, so it should be a big deal.

Worst Thing to kill a mood is gass....I dont care what anyone says, people farting, before during or after any sort of funkyness is NASTY and I hate it.

[~god~]

"uuuhhh... thats the handbreak!"