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Old Oct 20, 08
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Idiot Drivers

So first I'm driving down snake hill in Port Moody, this idiot in a beat up car with smashed out side windows jerks his car with no signal in front of me(head on he was turning left) I had to slam on the breaks to not t-bone him and he does a u-turn and follows behind me. Several blocks later he's been weaving in and out of traffic making others slam on their breaks, and he nearly side swiped me. He jerked towards my lane and I had to slam on my breaks AGAIN so he didn't hit me. When I looked over he had a cigarette in his hand was holding his phone to his ear with his shoulder and was driving with 1 hand. I followed behind him and he drove in to the trailer park on Dewdney Trunk that borders pomo and coq. Fucking scum bag, I was tempted to call the police but decided to let it go.

So I get back on the way to my apartment and am driving down Westwood street looking for street parking and see a spot. I put on my signal and start slowing down, a woman in a mini van behind me leans on the horn and continues to hold it. She tailgated me to the spot not giving me room to parallel park. I stuck my head out the window and told her to back off so I could park, she did and continued to honk at me. I parallel parked, she pulled up beside me, this stupid middle aged woman with short hair, and beaked at me that I made her miss the light and that she is going to be late and it's my fault. Well sorry that my plan wasn't to speed in a straight line for her. Maybe she should have given herself more time to make it to her destination. ignorant cunt.
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Old Oct 20, 08
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Old Oct 20, 08
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Should have reported the first guy.
Should have flipped off the second lady!
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Old Oct 20, 08
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BUT SERIOUSLY I FEEL YOU I AM THE YELLY-EST DRIVER
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Old Oct 20, 08
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I was going to report the guy but as I was following him I got a call. He turned in to the trailer park and I couldn't remember his license plate when I got off the phone. I was tempted to turn around drive in to the park and write it down but didn't care enough to.

and trust me I expressed my views to the woman.
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Old Oct 20, 08
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^ I live in Westwood Plateau and I HATE drivers up there.

In Port Moody? Dont even get me started.

I had this one guy in a red truck speed up in front of me and SLAM on his breaks because he claimes I didnt signal when I changed lanes (which I did, I know this because my clicky noise when I use my signal is hard to ignore).

He basically followed me to the last light before my house continuing to scream and yell at me, weaving in and out of traffic to cut me off.

I was so scared
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Old Oct 20, 08
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im a total road rager. Its really bad. I cant fucking stand bad drivers i just wanna smash in thier bumpers so bad and or like throw a boulder through thier windsheild.

fuck.my biggest pet peeve when people are chicken shits on left turns and they stay right behind the cross walk and wont drive into the intersection a bit and fucking HESITATE so bad until the lights red and they can turn.

fuckers.
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Old Oct 20, 08
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lol. My dad has quite the temper when he drives. When people cut him off or act like jackasses he speeds up pulls in front of them, comes to a stop at the next light, gets out and knocks on their window to ask them what the hell they thought they were doing. he's never gotten violent with anyone but you should see how people shit their pants.

About a year ago I was driving on Shaughnessy street in southside poco. It was about 10 at night and their was traffic congestion I think because of construction. This asian guy in a done out 350z I think it was decided to pull in to on coming traffic to pass everyone. Traffic stopped because an old woman was crossing the street, he slammed on the brakes and nearly hit her. When she finished crossing I wouldn't let him in, I wanted a cop to see him like that and give him a ticket. He honked his horn gave me the double finger and mouthed 'fuck you'. I pulled over(a\I was actually dropping someone off) he pulled over behind me. I got out of my car and walked over to him, he panicked locked his door, and did up his window. I knocked on his window he stared straight ahead and grabbed his phone. I walked back to my car and drove away, he followed me. I made several turns, he kept following me. I called several of my friends and told them to meet me at a specific parking lot, he kept following me, and I could see he was on the phone(I assumed he was calling friends to jump me) I pulled in to the parking lot where a good half a dozen of my friends and co workers were already waiting and parked, he peeled away. Sometimes I can't even begin to comprehend some people's logic.
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Old Oct 20, 08
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i think i need anger management,again. This thread has made me realize how much of a rager I am.

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Old Oct 20, 08
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I used to be a calm driver.. but for work I drive 60-80 000 km's a year, in the city. I hate driving in Vancouver area so much. Our infrastructure is a piece of shit, and it causes bad driver's to aggravate the situation 10x more.
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I've been t-boned driver side twice at high speed. I hate shitty drivers, I hate having pain throughout my entire body all day for the past 5 years, I hate the fact that I can't enjoy driving the way I once did.

People who drive like that, can't possibly understand the strength and force of a collision.
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Old Oct 20, 08
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im a total road rager. Its really bad. I cant fucking stand bad drivers i just wanna smash in thier bumpers so bad and or like throw a boulder through thier windsheild.

fuck.my biggest pet peeve when people are chicken shits on left turns and they stay right behind the cross walk and wont drive into the intersection a bit and fucking HESITATE so bad until the lights red and they can turn.

fuckers.
yeah well what if they had a baby on board? would you still be so angry ragga whore? seriously, you need to think about the children for a change.

despicable
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^i often have a baby on board my vehicle and I have learned that driving like a fucking pussy causes accidents. Overly cautious drivers are unpredictable there for a hazard and should be beaten with a pilon until thier pussy asses learn how to drive properly.

end of discussion.
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the funny thing is half of the people in this thread are probably horrible drivers...
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Old Oct 20, 08
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I want to add rocket launchers to the front of my car for situations like this.
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gatsenbury?

any way homies its slick as hell out there right now so be careful.
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Slick as hell?

Get Quattro!
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Old Oct 21, 08
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im a total road rager. Its really bad. I cant fucking stand bad drivers i just wanna smash in thier bumpers so bad and or like throw a boulder through thier windsheild.

fuck.my biggest pet peeve when people are chicken shits on left turns and they stay right behind the cross walk and wont drive into the intersection a bit and fucking HESITATE so bad until the lights red and they can turn.

fuckers.

The reason people may be hesitating at intersections is because they've been hit at full force by aggressive drivers (which it is sounding to me like you may be)

Once you've felt that force, it changes everything in terms of driving.

I was very lucky to have been in a new vehical both times I was hit and that they were fairly large with air bags. I see people driving like idiots in beaters and I just can't put it together how they can trust their tin junkers to protect them in a crash. Both my 1 year old crysler intrepid and and a few year old grande prix were totaled in my accidents.

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Old Oct 21, 08
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Oh and they were both grey in color, don't buy grey cars they are harder for the eye to catch.
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Old Oct 21, 08
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We were going diving a few weeks ago to whytecliff, on the way to lions gate bridge, heavey traffic, some dbag in a porchse changes lanes without a signal and we almost crash into him (his truck was a tank with the amount of gear we had in the back)

so my friend (who's american and therefore crazy), so after traffic clears up, we're on the freeway going to whytecliff, we catch up with the porsche and... this is where marty gets scared.. he cuts right in front of him, starts weaving around with the porchse, flipping him off, serious road rage without words. The porchse goes ahead of us and builds speed. Then takes an exit, we take the exit, we followed the guy for 30 minutes, turning into various subdivisions just freaking the poor guy out.

All the time i was like "Kyle, if he shoots a tank with a gun he could be holding.. we're dead"


So... fight back folks!
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Oh and they were both grey in color, don't buy grey cars they are harder for the eye to catch.
I just bought a grey car...
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Old Oct 21, 08
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aha sorry, did you get the grt? it has lots of air bags right?
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You know what the best thing to do in a new car is right? road trip to sea town
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