Apex 2007 on CTV News

[ebbomega]

*cue Gamemaster*
"Hey little Suzie, you look depressed."
"I am. It seems like I don't have as much fun as everybody else at rave parties."
"Is that all?"
"Well, I've been gaining a lot of weight lately and my phat pants are starting to feel tight and constrictive!"
"What else?"
"It's my boyfriend. I totally love him and everything, but he's got a small penis and I can't come."
"Well, what if I told you I could solve all three of your problems at once?"
"Oh, then I'd say you're full of shit."
"Well, you stupid bitch, I'm not. It sounds like all you need is some..."
*cue evil breaks*
"crystal meth.... crystal meth! Crystal Meth! CrystalmethCRYSTALMETHCRYSTALMETH!!!!"
*soaring Gamemaster anthems*
"Yes, Crystal Meth, from Trip. Let's hear what one of his satisfied customers has to say:"

Originally Posted by Satisfied Customer

I've been up for days, and I look and feel great. I dance harder than anybody and I finished my taxes months ago! .... can I have some more now?

"Now let's hear about it from Trip, the man himself."

Originally Posted by Trip

Ohhhh, dude, my Crystal is so bloody cleeeean. My crystal is always guaranteed to make you the last person on the dance floor. Also, it will completely eliminate your desire to eat, meaning you'll lose weight. Furthermore, even girls that are dating DJs and promoters with cocks the size of erasers on number 2 pencils will be coming in seconds after trying my crystaaaaaal

"Crystal Meth, from Trip. Freakin' clean jib."



/me misses the G-spot.

[cubed]

^One of MM's crowning moments.

[ebbomega]

The Trip's E ad was also hilarious, but I think the real coup-de-grace was "and I finished my taxes months ago!"

[DefJef]

if i had a nickel for every time i read one of these articles.........

this just in: the entire nightlife 'scene' is full of drugs, not just these rave parties i hear everyone talking about. for some reason, the authorities cant seem to fathom the idea that drugs are easily accessible, absolutely fucking everywhere.

i guarantee if you shook 5000 apex patrons and 5000 granville idiots by their ankles, the pile of drugs left on the ground would be the same for either group..

thank god i dont attend raves often... the use of jib and pills cut with jib is so rampant there, and only there

[ebbomega]

Yeah, but Apex is going to get more of a reaction because of all the parents of 15-year-old kids they know are in attendance.

Nobody really cares about drugs in the nightlife scene, because frankly those are inevitable. What they really care about is kids getting on nightlife drugs.

[DefJef]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Yeah, but Apex is going to get more of a reaction because of all the parents of 15-year-old kids they know are in attendance.

Nobody really cares about drugs in the nightlife scene, because frankly those are inevitable. What they really care about is kids getting on nightlife drugs.

this is very true..

im just frustrated because the problem lies much deeper than apex and what is outlined in this article.. most of these 15 year olds are already experimenting with meth and pills and stuff before the idea of going to a rave ever came about. im not trying to validate raves, as far as im concerned, you're too young to be going if you are 15. there is just a much larger picture that needs to be looked at before the severity of this problem has any chance of being reduced.

[GSG9]

i think they should legalize....


..... cuffing kids in the head for using. im telling you, 15 year olds would not wanna be high anymore if everyone over the age of 22 was bustin their jaw every 4 seconds.
and i dont think im alone when i say i often have the urge to straight up tackle and hogtie 16 year old kids that popped about 4 too many pills at parties.

[harkT]

man whatever we were all there once
let kids do their drugs they will learn in due time
its all part of the circle of life