#1 Internet Rhyme God Title Up For Grabs

[Oscar Da Grouc]

lolz, first rhyme EVER!
u gotta gimme some props for that atleast

[Stony B]

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

Mc Stony B?/
Aint got SHIT on Osca Da G!/
you aint nuttin but an itch/
i'd slap ya like a bitch/

you think your fresh, man yer shits rotten/
step'ta this, and u'll be forgotten/
me and my boys are down with this shit/
yer such a pussy, you'll throw a fit/

I'm ballin with the bling/
i'll hang u with string/
now get the fuck off FNK/
we all know your GAY!/



hah, first rhyme ever

YEAH OKAY p[email protected]

WEAKER THAN THE SOGGY CRACKER YOUR CREW PASSES AROUND

got ya moms turnin' tricks
and ya girl calls me daddy
because your rhyme style is gayer
than your hotmail addy
come to your house to battle
make ya family think ya wack
they'll sell your shit on the lawn
to pay for my ferry ride back

#1 internet mc
in a 10 out of 10
got ya wife showin me her tits
over her msn
you cant even spit
bitch you bearly alive
log out right now
format your hard drive
cuz my iced out keyboard
make my rhymes colder than snow
fucked up two herbs today
with the same fucking flow.


bitttch


UNGH UGH INTERNET YA DONT STOP
STONY B MOTHERFUCKERS I CANT STOP

[Oscar Da Grouc]

okay, ppl..who's is better mine...or "stony B"

lol

[~god~]

stoney B.

[Oscar Da Grouc]

damn u god, damn u to hell...lol

[~god~]

sorry dude.
"come to your house to battle
make ya family think ya wack
they'll sell your shit on the lawn
to pay for my ferry ride back"
was pretty damn funny

[Oscar Da Grouc]

okay, i will agree..it made me chuckle a lil too, but u gotta gimme some "props" mine wasnt bad, and it was my first ever...lol

[Stony B]

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

okay, i will agree..it made me chuckle a lil too, but u gotta gimme some "props" mine wasnt bad, and it was my first ever...lol

HEY WHEN YOU SPIN FIRE DOES IT HIT YOU IN THE NUTS A LOT BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BIG PUSSY ABOUT LOSING TO THE BEST

GET OVER IT IT COULD BE WORSE YOU COULD HAVE BLUE HAIR

[lola_phyne]

hahaha now this is entertainment.

[wikid]

Originally Posted by Stony B

You have to be/
the ugly/
est/
MC alive/
Whats with the forehead dog?/
looks more like five/
HO!
Put a shirt on kid/
you aint fully grown/
what with ya hair?/
Papa Smurf take a dump to your dome?/
Ya cover is blown/
better RSVP at the ICU/
1,2,3 you'll w-t-f when i straight clown you/
no longer an MC you'll be switching careers/
McDonalds drive through special: blue hair and tears/

ANOTHER WIN FOR STONY B
THIS IS FUCKING REDICULOUS
BEST INTERNET MC ALIVE

oh!/ now your gettin pers-on-al/
I think its crucial to note you eat at that greasehole you joke?/
your career switching to hos?/
stop your bitching first, just so you can watch me rip-shit and throw/
you over my gold plated shoulder and move to the next fnk that wants a taste at the boulder/
more hoes and less clothes? thats good in all but with no grope your all grossed/
here Im stony/ 'hey sexy, your f-i-n-e, and sleazy, you got more disease then this m-i-c, it goes in an' out/ it just loves my mouth, it goes all the way and I deep throat it all'/ see, I can be just as bad as the baddest MC, I rhyme the same words three times like my homy nelly/
so your bio says your life is spit, oops I mean shit mixed with no skill/
fixed at the wishing well, screaming mommy dont yell/
your juss lookin for spotlight cause your occupation is a no go/
fuckin thirteen year olds, thats sicker then bush and his war on the sandbox/
papa smurf never got as cool as this/
yeah he came on my head, but it beats bein pedophile for kids/
you sattle your mom and jizz?/ no wonder your two inch dick cant grow unless your humpin a milf/
dude thats gross/ you know, theres help for you on fifth street on the corner/
oops, Im sorry, you already know, fuck your over/

[wikid]

so, who won this bitch
was it stony, or a switch to this ---> wikid.

[Stony B]

Originally Posted by wikid

oh!/ now your gettin pers-on-al/
I think its crucial to note you eat at that greasehole you joke?/
your career switching to hos?/
stop your bitching first, just so you can watch me rip-shit and throw/
you over my gold plated shoulder and move to the next fnk that wants a taste at the boulder/
more hoes and less clothes? thats good in all but with no grope your all grossed/
here Im stony/ 'hey sexy, your f-i-n-e, and sleazy, you got more disease then this m-i-c, it goes in an' out/ it just loves my mouth, it goes all the way and I deep throat it all'/ see, I can be just as bad as the baddest MC, I rhyme the same words three times like my homy nelly/
so your bio says your life is spit, oops I mean shit mixed with no skill/
fixed at the wishing well, screaming mommy dont yell/
your juss lookin for spotlight cause your occupation is a no go/
fuckin thirteen year olds, thats sicker then bush and his war on the sandbox/
papa smurf never got as cool as this/
yeah he came on my head, but it beats bein pedophile for kids/
you sattle your mom and jizz?/ no wonder your two inch dick cant grow unless your humpin a milf/
dude thats gross/ you know, theres help for you on fifth street on the corner/
oops, Im sorry, you already know, fuck your over/

DID YOU LET YOUR LITTLE SISTER ON TO WRITE THAT FOR YOU? TELL THAT BITCH TO USE LESS TEETH.




I'm not trying to be mean/
your lady thinks im nice/
and your face already looks/
like i fucked you up twice/
aww christ/
heaven help me/
I can't swallow my pride/
im gunna make some ugly motherfucker/
commit suicide/
just die/
before I make you out like a chump/
and tell people that shit on ya chin/
from ya boyfriend taking a dump/
and that sign with the bumps/
it's describining your dick/
doc made you put it up on your wall/
cuz you got the neighbour dog sick/
you think im a prick?/ well i am surely/
cuz ill fuck any girl, from, 13 to 30/
and when they ain't looking ill slip it in dirty/
every girl you ever knew/
from your aunts to your shawtys/
has had my kids all up in thier ass/
like it was someones birthday party


LOG OFF GO CRY COME BACK WHEN YOUR NUTS DROP

[Rytalin]

I CAN TYPE CIRCLES AROUND ANY OF YOU

OH CAN YOU NOW!?

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pffft
Internet MC

YOU GOT SIZZERVED!#@!!!11

[{dC!}]

Too many things to quote in this thread : And I have given out too much karma for today. Therfore tommorow I shall have to return and pass it around to numerous people here :)

HahaA!

[wikid]

Originally Posted by Stony B

DID YOU LET YOUR LITTLE SISTER ON TO WRITE THAT FOR YOU? TELL THAT BITCH TO USE LESS TEETH.




I'm not trying to be mean/
your lady thinks im nice/
and your face already looks/
like i fucked you up twice/
aww christ/
heaven help me/
I can't swallow my pride/
im gunna make some ugly motherfucker/
commit suicide/
just die/
before I make you out like a chump/
and tell people that shit on ya chin/
from ya boyfriend taking a dump/
and that sign with the bumps/
it's describining your dick/
doc made you put it up on your wall/
cuz you got the neighbour dog sick/
you think im a prick?/ well i am surely/
cuz ill fuck any girl, from, 13 to 30/
and when they ain't looking ill slip it in dirty/
every girl you ever knew/
from your aunts to your shawtys/
has had my kids all up in thier ass/
like it was someones birthday party


LOG OFF GO CRY COME BACK WHEN YOUR NUTS DROP

they didnt drop!, but I sure picked them up!


lets end this bitch before he gets cocky/
thinkin he's this and that, here lets play tit for tat/
fuck forget the mic lets just hit him with this bat!/
just go wack wack, watch him fall flat on his back/
end up upside down lookin at two fat sacks/
but they aint mine, I know where your goin/
Im homophobic, been, there and done/
lookin at this axe as I see your little ass run/
you trip over your mammas two black eyes/
oh Im sorry those were here very big thighs/
but remember you'll fuck anything from 'ya mama' to 'goochy gawa'/
'oochie waha' are those tits! or flat chested, hubba hubba/
you want em, fuckin have em, take the handcuffs to and say hi to your fatha/
I'll be caught judging the mini skirt contest/
certain age restrictions, limitations to greatness/
I wont take just anything, fuck man your desperate/
compressment? emotional stress man!/
give him space, impotence can be a let down/
I woudlnt know, but a foot beats yours/
thats including the tongue and the moans grow and roar/
you now regret the day you wued with the blue/
yeah its wikid here who turned you too food!


yeah check the pic and suck the dick, read the skit. so, who won this bitch?!

[Mr.Wrong]

funny how you come on a rave site claimin "#1 internet mc"
try that on a hip hop message board

shits lame anyway, spit your rhymes dont type em

[PwInCeSs]

Originally Posted by Mr.Wrong

funny how you come on a rave site claimin "#1 internet mc"
try that on a hip hop message board

shits lame anyway, spit your rhymes dont type em

now this guy makes sense!

[Stony B]

Originally Posted by wikid

they didnt drop!, but I sure picked them up!


Im homophobic, been, there and done/
you trip over your mammas two black eyes/
to 'goochy gawa'/
'oochie waha' are those tits! or flat chested, hubba hubba/
you want em, fuckin have em, take the handcuffs to and say hi to your fatha/
compressment?
I woudlnt know, but a foot beats yours/
you now regret the day you wued with the blue/


yeah check the pic and suck the dick, read the skit. so, who won this bitch?!

I WON, TAKE A SEAT YOU FUCKING TROLL DOLL. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO BEAT YOUR ASS FOR EVERY ANGRY POEM YOU PULL OUT OF YOUR RAVE JOURNAL.

I LIKE HOW YOU RHYMED GOOCHY GAWA WITH OOCHIE WAHA, THAT SHIT WAS HELLA TIGHT, IF YOU'RE 2 YEARS OLD. WHAT THE FUCK IS 'WUED'. WHAT THE FUCK IS 'COMPRESSMENT'. HERE'S A TIP: IF IT TAKES 6 MADE UP WORDS FOR YOU TO RHYME 12 LINES TOGETHER, GIVE THE FUCK UP.

[Stony B]

Originally Posted by Mr.Wrong

funny how you come on a rave site claimin "#1 internet mc"
try that on a hip hop message board

shits lame anyway, spit your rhymes dont type em

BIG TALK FOR A GUY WHO GOT BEAT UP IN HIGHSCHOOL.

IM ON LIKE 50 BOARDS AND IM 200+ W 0 L

[wikid]

Originally Posted by Stony B

BIG TALK FOR A GUY WHO GOT BEAT UP IN HIGHSCHOOL.

IM ON LIKE 50 BOARDS AND IM 200+ W 0 L

amazin how you didnt come back with a comeback.

your beat, admit it and step down.

[wikid]

btw: definition of compress: To make more compact by or as if by pressing.
definintion of 'ment' - The act of doing.

stop your whinning and go back to grade school.

[Oscar Da Grouc]

stony b...if u always judge yer own rhymes of course yer gonna be the winner, i bet theres ppl that have "battled" you and believed theirs was better but still you come on and say Ohh i win, you suck...u've gotta actually have people judge the shit to declare a winner, not yourself

[wikid]

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

stony b...if u always judge yer own rhymes of course yer gonna be the winner, i bet theres ppl that have "battled" you and believed theirs was better but still you come on and say Ohh i win, you suck...u've gotta actually have people judge the shit to declare a winner, not yourself

sooooooooooo people......judge?

[Stony B]

Originally Posted by wikid

btw: definition of compress: To make more compact by or as if by pressing.
definintion of 'ment' - The act of doing.

stop your whinning and go back to grade school.

SO HOW DID YOU LIKE YOUR OWNEDMENT WHEN I SCHOOLED YOU.


I THINK YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE WORD 'COMPRESSION' OR 'COMPRESSING'

[Oscar Da Grouc]

like fuck, mine might not have been good, but atleast i tried, like it said "First rhyme ever" i dont do this all the time like u, "mr.50 msg boards"...jus from that, u NEED to get a life, and actually battle people in person, so a REAL winner can be declared