#1 Internet Rhyme God Title Up For Grabs

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by Flip

What does "202 W O L" mean?

202 wins, 0 losses?

[wikid]

lol, he thinks every post is a win. thats funny.

[Global]

I'm not gonna bother cuttin Mc's lips/or
spend my time talkin' about dollar bills and chicks tits/
I'm just gonna keep my wits about me relaxin smokin the sess/
Reject the stress of daily life and keep on aceing little tests/
Spinnin around on my decks what's next I'm turnin the table/
I've got a message so dope you'll wanna shove it up your nasal/
Although it might just be fatal I know I'll never be able to stop/
Until these lost little boys quit fuckin' around with hip-hop

8 lines for free
you want more
PAY ME FOOLS

[wikid]

Originally Posted by Global

I'm not gonna bother cuttin Mc's lips/or
spend my time talkin' about dollar bills and chicks tits/
I'm just gonna keep my wits about me relaxin smokin the sess/
Reject the stress of daily life and keep on aceing little tests/
Spinnin around on my decks what's next I'm turnin the table/
I've got a message so dope you'll wanna shove it up your nasal/
Although it might just be fatal I know I'll never be able to stop/
Until these lost little boys quit fuckin' around with hip-hop

8 lines for free
you want more
PAY ME FOOLS

BOH YA! that was great.

[Stony B]

STILL #1

[baby-phat]

^^ roflmfao!!

[M!SKA]

OMG OMG OMG I LOVE YOU STONY B I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN

[stringbeans]

YO YO YO
I GOT THE MAD WERD FLOW
HERE TO TAKE THE INTERNET TITLE
BETTER GO HOME AND READ YOUR BIBLE
CAUSE THE NEW MESSIAH IS HERE
I ALREADY SEE YOU SHEDDING A TEAR
GONNA KICK IT, FLIP IT, PUSH IT DOWN AND HIT IT

SO BITCH PLEASE
GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES
BLINGBEANS IS HERE TO STAY
SO YOU BETTER BE GETTING OUT OF MY WAY

[peaceful_gnome]

Originally Posted by Stony B

they call me chick pumper/
im a slut jumper/
you know im a crazy bitch dumper/
when she make that ass frumper/
got your flow in a full nelson/
im the sauce like french dressin'/
serve more beef/
than a delicatessen

-MC STONY B

JUST A QUICK ONE TO START YOU OFF SO YOU KNOW WHAT A REAL INTERNET RHYME LOOKS LIKE

frumper?

keep your dirty sluts, and their STDs/
and service that beef, while down on your knees/
sorry ass bitch, spittin raps online/
step to me on the street, and I'll remove your spine/
cant you realize, nobody wants your title/
that shit is more retarded than american idol/

[ebbomega]

Hey Stoney.

I fucked your sister last night.

OH BOMB!

[veN]

Originally Posted by jesse gill

HEY FUCK FACE TAKE THIS POST OFF .... MY BROTHER IS HANDYCAP.... AND I FIND OFFENCE TO THIS KINDA SHIT.....

Ya I didn't appreciate that post either. I work with children and adults who live with disabilities. I don't see the humor in belittling someone for something they can't help. That was in bad taste man...

[peaceful_gnome]

Originally Posted by Nev

Ya I didn't appreciate that post either. I work with children and adults who live with disabilities. I don't see the humor in belittling someone for something they can't help. That was in bad taste man...

You better not listen to THIS SONG then.

[Stony B]

Originally Posted by peaceful_gnome

frumper?

keep your dirty sluts, and their STDs/
and service that beef, while down on your knees/
sorry ass bitch, spittin raps online/
step to me on the street, and I'll remove your spine/
cant you realize, nobody wants your title/
that shit is more retarded than american idol/

NOTEPAD MC, REALPLAYER HATER, FUCK YOU SHORTSTACK
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GROWN AND YOU STOPPED BEING WHACK
LEPRICHAN, YOU'RE FAR GONE LIKE YOU WERE THROWN
BEADY EYE'D MC WITH NO VISION, WHAT MADE YOU THINK YOU HAD THE DOME
TO KEEP UP WITH MY MEDULLA OBLINGATA, MC'ING A REFLEX
DON'T SWEAT EATING, BREATHING, SLEEPING, SPITTIN', HAVING SEX
LIKE A CHECKED BLAZER, YOU 6 SEASONS BEHIND
WATCH YOUR ASS, CUZ YOU CANT SEE MY GENIUS LIKE YOU BLIND
THE PERFECT CRIME, MERK YOU NOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS
IN 4 YEARS YOU'LL BE CRYING, BUYING TICKETS TO MY SHOWS
WHATUP SUCKER, MY LAZY EYE MATCH MY CROOK WALK
GOT YOU AND 30 FUCKING COPS TAPPING MY LINE TO HEAR THE HOOD TALK
NO MATTER, MY SLANG THICK, PANCAKE BATTER WORDS
SLINGING VERBS PLUS IM KINDA SPACED OFF THE HERB
YO I HEARD YOU AINT SHIT, GOT CRAZY MITTS ON YOU TRYING TO CATCH SOME PAPER
BUT YOU BROKE ASS, PENTIUM II, NO SCRATCH LIKE YOU CURED THE VAPORS
YO YOU WACK LIKE TAPERED JEANS WITH THEM TWISTED SEAMS,
BIG CUFFS, ROUGHED UP LOOK LIKE JAKE POPPED YA IN THE BEAN
CUZ YO MY LOOK MEAN, GRILL SIZZLES FAT LIKE KOBE BEEF,
AN YO I GET CREME, GRILL IZZALL PLAT AND GOLDIE TEETH
GOLDIE WATCH, SET THE ALARM, SO I CAN LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET THERE
ALL UP IN YA WIFEY'S CLOTHES SO YO JUST CALL ME ‘MC PET HAIR’
MY BARE ASS ON YO' DESK CHAIR BITCH, WHEN YOU GO TO BED YO GIRL CRYING IN THE HALL
FUCK YA'LL, SHE JUST LAUGHING CUZ YA TOOTHBRUSH SCRUBBED MY BALLS










STILL #1
423 W - 0 L

[-evil-duerr-]

internet rhyme god... 3 words strung together to create one of the most halarious phrases ive come across.

[Pennywise]

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

...please tell me your joking? Please tell me there arent actually people this pathetic that exist?

please:(

hahahah thats exactly what i was gonna say
what a joke

[Pennywise]

Originally Posted by Stony B

NOTEPAD MC, REALPLAYER HATER, FUCK YOU SHORTSTACK
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GROWN AND YOU STOPPED BEING WHACK
LEPRICHAN, YOU'RE FAR GONE LIKE YOU WERE THROWN
BEADY EYE'D MC WITH NO VISION, WHAT MADE YOU THINK YOU HAD THE DOME
TO KEEP UP WITH MY MEDULLA OBLINGATA, MC'ING A REFLEX
DON'T SWEAT EATING, BREATHING, SLEEPING, SPITTIN', HAVING SEX
LIKE A CHECKED BLAZER, YOU 6 SEASONS BEHIND
WATCH YOUR ASS, CUZ YOU CANT SEE MY GENIUS LIKE YOU BLIND
THE PERFECT CRIME, MERK YOU NOW, EVERYBODY KNOWS
IN 4 YEARS YOU'LL BE CRYING, BUYING TICKETS TO MY SHOWS
WHATUP SUCKER, MY LAZY EYE MATCH MY CROOK WALK
GOT YOU AND 30 FUCKING COPS TAPPING MY LINE TO HEAR THE HOOD TALK
NO MATTER, MY SLANG THICK, PANCAKE BATTER WORDS
SLINGING VERBS PLUS IM KINDA SPACED OFF THE HERB
YO I HEARD YOU AINT SHIT, GOT CRAZY MITTS ON YOU TRYING TO CATCH SOME PAPER
BUT YOU BROKE ASS, PENTIUM II, NO SCRATCH LIKE YOU CURED THE VAPORS
YO YOU WACK LIKE TAPERED JEANS WITH THEM TWISTED SEAMS,
BIG CUFFS, ROUGHED UP LOOK LIKE JAKE POPPED YA IN THE BEAN
CUZ YO MY LOOK MEAN, GRILL SIZZLES FAT LIKE KOBE BEEF,
AN YO I GET CREME, GRILL IZZALL PLAT AND GOLDIE TEETH
GOLDIE WATCH, SET THE ALARM, SO I CAN LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET THERE
ALL UP IN YA WIFEY'S CLOTHES SO YO JUST CALL ME ‘MC PET HAIR’
MY BARE ASS ON YO' DESK CHAIR BITCH, WHEN YOU GO TO BED YO GIRL CRYING IN THE HALL
FUCK YA'LL, SHE JUST LAUGHING CUZ YA TOOTHBRUSH SCRUBBED MY BALLS










STILL #1
423 W - 0 L

i just heard this same shit in my buddies car....some dude from L.A
your the biter!!

[Pennywise]

just the name of thread had me ROFL

#1 Internet Rhyme God Title Up For Grabs

[Stony B]

Originally Posted by Pennywise

i just heard this same shit in my buddies car....some dude from L.A
your the biter!!

CALL ME WHEN YOU FIND ME THE LYRICS, POST AN MP3, OR YOUR BALLS DROP YOU FUCKING SHUT-IN.

[Clayton.]

Don't Front.^

[Stony B]

YO MAN KEEP YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN CHECK
KEEP MY CD OFF THE ALPINE WHEN YOUR MAKING LOVE
BEFORE I TURN THIS INTO A HATE CRIME

[Clayton.]

Your such a try hard.

[Stony B]

YO YOU DO GRAF EVER DONE AN ALBUM COVER
CAN YOU WRITE MY NAME ALL FUCKED UP
UNDERNEATH "MORE HOES LESS CLOTHES 2006: ALL BITCHES ON MY JOCK 24/7 THE RETURN (ABOMJ24/7TR)"
DO YOU DO STENCILS? THEYR THE BOMB MAYBE UNDERNEATH HAVE A FADED STENCIL OF TWO MOOSE ALL CHECKING HEADS AND SHIT LIKE ON THE NATURE CHANNEL MY MOMS DIGITAL CABLE BOX GETS

[Aspectre]

How old is this guy?

[jb420]

I smoke the weed rippin on stoney b,the only thing he blows is deen, ill smoke you till you walkback resined,your like a blind person need contact lenses,to win im destined your bitch accept it,ill take you out along with the next bitch,flowing endless,the heat is temperate,you cant even come up with a dope sentence,stoney b winning is an old legend,theyre offering cash on hastings for suckin cock go get it,im tight your gay its something sperate

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

Mc Stony B?/
Aint got SHIT on Osca Da G!/
you aint nuttin but an itch/
i'd slap ya like a bitch/

you think your fresh, man yer shits rotten/
step'ta this, and u'll be forgotten/
me and my boys are down with this shit/
yer such a pussy, you'll throw a fit/

I'm ballin with the bling/
i'll hang u with string/
now get the fuck off FNK/
we all know your GAY!/



hah, first rhyme ever

hell yeah. check karm