#1 Internet Rhyme God Title Up For Grabs

Stony B · #1 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

HEY WHATS UP SLUTS
IM PUTTING MY #1 INTERNET MC TITLE UP ON THE LINE
ILL TAKE DOWN ANY OF YOU CHUMPS
WWW STYLE

IF YOU WANNA CHALLENGE
DO YOUR RHYME
AND SIGN IT WITH YOUR MC NAME
IF YOU SEE A RHYME YOU CAN BEAT
QUOTE IT
AND FUCK IT UP HOMEY!!

IF YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH ILL FUCK YOU UP
I CAN TYPE CIRCLES AROUND ANY OF YOU
THE PERSON WHO COMES IN SECOND (TO ME) CAN GET UP ON MY NEW CD
AND ILL EVEN LET THEM BUY A COPY
10% OFF

WE WILL DECIDE WHOS ALMOST AS GOOD AS ME BY INTERNET PROPS

ONLY RULES ARE DONT BITE SHIT AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING LOSE

ALSO MY MOM ONLY LETS ME ON THE COMPUTER
WHEN SHE ISNT MSNING HER BOYFRIEND
SO I CAN ONLY SCHOOL SOME OF THE NERDS SOME OF THE TIME

Stony B · #2 (**permalink**) Jun 07, 04

they call me chick pumper/
im a slut jumper/
you know im a crazy bitch dumper/
when she make that ass frumper/
got your flow in a full nelson/
im the sauce like french dressin'/
serve more beef/
than a delicatessen

-MC STONY B

JUST A QUICK ONE TO START YOU OFF SO YOU KNOW WHAT A REAL INTERNET RHYME LOOKS LIKE

Ragga_Wh0re · #3 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

...please tell me your joking? Please tell me there arent actually people this pathetic that exist?

please:(

axion · #4 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

10% off your new cd?!

Well in that case, lets do this!

sidekick · #5 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

how did someone like this learn to bypass the caps filter?

-ff- · #6 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidekick

how did someone like this learn to bypass the caps filter?

ANY MORON (MYSELF INCLUDED) CAN GET AROUND THAT FILTER!

sidekick · #7 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by -ff-

ANY MORON (MYSELF INCLUDED) CAN GET AROUND THAT FILTER!

!!!

THERE ARE STILL MANY PEOPLE THAT CAN'T! AND DON'T SHOUT AT ME!!!

-ff- · #8 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidekick

!!!

THERE ARE STILL MANY PEOPLE THAT CAN'T! AND DON'T SHOUT AT ME!!!

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'VE BEEN STUNG BY A LARGE BEE AND NOW ALL I CAN DO IS RUN AROUND FRANTICALLY WAVING MY ARMS IN THE AIR AND SCREAMING (AND TYPING) AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!

sidekick · #9 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by -ff-

I CAN'T HELP IT! I'VE BEEN STUNG BY A LARGE BEE AND NOW ALL I CAN DO IS RUN AROUND FRANTICALLY WAVING MY ARMS IN THE AIR AND SCREAMING (AND TYPING) AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!

WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE!

Stony B · #10 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~*goddessa*~

...please tell me your joking? Please tell me there arent actually people this pathetic that exist?

please:(

HEY WE TOTALLY FUCKED WHATS UP GIRL YOU SHOWER YET?

Ragga_Wh0re · #11 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

no im still marinating in my jungle juices

ebbomega · #12 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

I can take this title. I should tell you about that song I made when I rhymed "G-spot" with "G-spot."

Silliness,
Dave "What do I rock?" Leckie

Flip · #13 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stony B

HEY WE TOTALLY FUCKED WHATS UP GIRL YOU SHOWER YET?

Now why you tryin' to diss Goddessa?/
Don'tcha know she might molest ya?/
She loves the shlong/
And so do you/
I hit the bong/
While you pound the poo/
Your CAPS LOCK key seems to be broken/
I'll squirt my load and you'll start chokin'/
Your title as "#1 Internet MC"/
Has just been handed over to me!/

P.S. What did you mean in your rythm when you said "she make that ass frumper"? I'm not sure if that's a real word, does anyone have a scrabble dictionairy? If it's good enough for scrabble, it's good enough for me!

mapleleaf4ever · #14 (**permalink**) Jun 08, 04

frumper?/
you just know he likes to ride male bumper/
damn Flip that was quite the flow/
i'm outta karma for you today/
i'll give it to you when I can/
but now I must go/
have to get up early and work the until the Sun goes away/
until then, cheers man/

Stony B · #15 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

STILL #1

wikid · #16 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stony B

they call me chick pumper/
im a slut jumper/
you know im a crazy bitch dumper/
when she make that ass frumper/
got your flow in a full nelson/
im the sauce like french dressin'/
serve more beef/
than a delicatessen

-MC STONY B

JUST A QUICK ONE TO START YOU OFF SO YOU KNOW WHAT A REAL INTERNET RHYME LOOKS LIKE

is that all you got, yup your shot, your bumped right off, and whop up comes your mom/
oh fuck, you wanna know what, oops I forgot, this dooby has my mind rollin a blunt/
uh huh, you think your the king of the i-n-t, you just wait until you meet lil ol' me/
e-r-n, e-t-t, I think you just got whipped clean from a guy who has a foot of pleases/
1 to the 0 and ohh I can hear the moans, and you outta know, this tongue completes this phrase and all the girls/
I just owned you as easy as 1,2,3, your the meanest mc? oh, Im just the best freestylin on weed/
and what if Im sober, I'd be weighed by the gold from when I told your chosen/
so Im golden, thawwed and frozen, Im only wikid cause Im blue hair and risin/

Wikid

Oscar Da Grouc · #17 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

I M Win/

i think its good?

BenGiovanni · #18 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

g spot rocks g spot/
gspot rocks gspot/
G SPOT ROCKS THE G SPOT/
UH MUTHA FUCKA I WIN!!

Berta · #19 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

wow...ben wins HANDS DOWN

~god~ · #20 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stony B

HEY WHATS UP SLUTS
IM PUTTING MY #1 INTERNET MC TITLE UP ON THE LINE
ILL TAKE DOWN ANY OF YOU CHUMPS
WWW STYLE

IF YOU WANNA CHALLENGE
DO YOUR RHYME
AND SIGN IT WITH YOUR MC NAME
IF YOU SEE A RHYME YOU CAN BEAT
QUOTE IT
AND FUCK IT UP HOMEY!!

choke on ma dick/
you fuckin prick/
shove a stick/
stupid lunatic/

Sit the fuck down/
My shit is brown/
which is why you drown.

Stony B · #21 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by wikid

is that all you got, yup your shot, your bumped right off, and whop up comes your mom/
oh fuck, you wanna know what, oops I forgot, this dooby has my mind rollin a blunt/
uh huh, you think your the king of the i-n-t, you just wait until you meet lil ol' me/
e-r-n, e-t-t, I think you just got whipped clean from a guy who has a foot of pleases/
1 to the 0 and ohh I can hear the moans, and you outta know, this tongue completes this phrase and all the girls/
I just owned you as easy as 1,2,3, your the meanest mc? oh, Im just the best freestylin on weed/
and what if Im sober, I'd be weighed by the gold from when I told your chosen/
so Im golden, thawwed and frozen, Im only wikid cause Im blue hair and risin/

Wikid

You have to be/
the ugly/
est/
MC alive/
Whats with the forehead dog?/
looks more like five/
HO!
Put a shirt on kid/
you aint fully grown/
what with ya hair?/
Papa Smurf take a dump to your dome?/
Ya cover is blown/
better RSVP at the ICU/
1,2,3 you'll w-t-f when i straight clown you/
no longer an MC you'll be switching careers/
McDonalds drive through special: blue hair and tears/

ANOTHER WIN FOR STONY B
THIS IS FUCKING REDICULOUS
BEST INTERNET MC ALIVE

~god~ · #22 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

^hahaha!
owned.

Oscar Da Grouc · #23 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

Mc Stony B?/
Aint got SHIT on Osca Da G!/
you aint nuttin but an itch/
i'd slap ya like a bitch/

you think your fresh, man yer shits rotten/
step'ta this, and u'll be forgotten/
me and my boys are down with this shit/
yer such a pussy, you'll throw a fit/

I'm ballin with the bling/
i'll hang u with string/
now get the fuck off FNK/
we all know your GAY!/

hah, first rhyme ever

~Sc@ndelu$~ · #24 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc

Mc Stony B?/
Aint got SHIT on Osca Da G!/
you aint nuttin but an itch/
i'd slap ya like a bitch/

you think your fresh, man yer shits rotten/
step'ta this, and u'll be forgotten/
me and my boys are down with this shit/
yer such a pussy, you'll throw a fit/

I'm ballin with the bling/
i'll hang u with string/
now get the fuck off FNK/
we all know your GAY!/

hah, first rhyme ever

ur my new idol!!!

Berta · #25 (**permalink**) Sep 10, 04

u cant decide YOURSELF..if your the winner or not..you have to let the other people decide haha..
that was a good one mike, i liked it alot;);)