the confession thread

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

oh oh and this one time in grade 9 I used bible papers to roll a joint. I don't know what I was thinking. haha

I've done that before too... but we couldnt get it to stick so we didnt smoke it. is that still a sin?

[Euro Dollar]

Forgive me lord for i have sinned: i have stolen a mint candy from a restaurant without actually eating there..

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

Forgive me lord for i have sinned: i have stolen a mint candy from a restaurant without actually eating there..

Dont feel bad, lol I think everyones done that

[dabbler]

forgive me lord, for i have sinned,
i am a satanist, and spend a lot of energy enjoying
as many sins as possible. I collect souls,
and plan to one day destroy the earth.
(tho i suppose i should ask for forgiveness AFTER i do that)

no lies.

[dabbler]

oh yeah, and i once desecrated a church

[Carrie]

Originally Posted by *K*i*t*t*e*n*

Dont feel bad, lol I think everyones done that

that doesn't mean that it won't send you down to the fire pit!

[stringbeans]

i baited a seagull in grade 6 with a sandwich and then killed it by throwing a rock at its head

[dabbler]

Harsh.



Hahahahaa

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

i baited a seagull in grade 6 with a sandwich and then killed it by throwing a rock at its head

that story always makes me sad :(

[stringbeans]

i threw my shoes down a flight of stairs once and screamed while at the top so that my aunt would think i fell

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

i baited a seagull in grade 6 with a sandwich and then killed it by throwing a rock at its head

wow... thats really mean

[stringbeans]

so is your face OH SNAP







({)

[Custard]

dear lord, i have sinned, ive micturated upon a total of 3 churches now.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by Nev

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned. I really, really like McDonald's. I give into my cravings for Big Macs far too often. Please have mercy on my soul (and my arteries)! *hangs head in shame*

you are forgiven. as penance you must write "go see supersize me" in chalk on the sidewalk outside of your nearest mcdonalds.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

Forgive me lord for i have sinned: i have stolen a mint candy from a restaurant without actually eating there..

the lord forgives you my child. as penance you must tip double the next time you eat out.

[veN]

Originally Posted by automatic

you are forgiven. as penance you must write "go see supersize me" in chalk on the sidewalk outside of your nearest mcdonalds.

Oh thank you merciful lord Automatic!!!

[automatic]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

i baited a seagull in grade 6 with a sandwich and then killed it by throwing a rock at its head

HARSH!!! but you are forgiven. as penance you must volunteer a couple of hours at your nearest animal shelter.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by dabbler

forgive me lord, for i have sinned,
i am a satanist, and spend a lot of energy enjoying
as many sins as possible. I collect souls,
and plan to one day destroy the earth.
(tho i suppose i should ask for forgiveness AFTER i do that)

no lies.

you cannot be forgiven for a sin you have yet to commit.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by dabbler

oh yeah, and i once desecrated a church

you are forgiven. for your penance you must now desecrate a banking institution in the same way.

[Lady Dame]

Forgive me Automatic for i have sinned, it has been almost 20 years since my last confession. I once became so upset at someone that i bought a cheap lipstick and wrote painful words on their vehicle window for revenge.
Please allow me to finally be forgiven.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by Custard

dear lord, i have sinned, ive micturated upon a total of 3 churches now.

you are forgiven. as a penance you must now pee on your own bath mat, then wash it.

[dabbler]

but i desecrated a church!!!

but i don't want forgiveness, cause i'll do it again, if the opportunity arises itself.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by stringbeans

i threw my shoes down a flight of stairs once and screamed while at the top so that my aunt would think i fell

you are forgiven. as penance you must call your aunt tonight and chat with for 15 minutes just to "catch up". she'd like that.

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by automatic

you are forgiven. for your penance you must now desecrate a banking institution in the same way.

hahahaah, OK!!!!

[automatic]

Originally Posted by Nev

Oh thank you merciful lord Automatic!!!

remeber, only the lord forgives, i'm just the messenger, hallelujah and amen BROTHER!