the confession thread

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by €uro Dollar

And you're gonna go to hell too!!!
you user abuser you!

pay your rent or stfu :)

[BAL1STOPHER]

Originally Posted by C_squared

pay your rent or stfu :)

pay your rent neeeegor

[-DLO_604-]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

oh oh and this one time in grade 9 I used bible papers to roll a joint. I don't know what I was thinking. haha

LMAO
"Somebody gonna get a hurt reaaaaaal bad. Not you. Somebody."

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by automatic

you are forgiven. as penance you must make a mix cd entitled "all bangers, no mash" of straight ahead top 40 hard dark dnb...there must be at least one fresh tune, one adam f tune, one baron tune and one twisted individual tune on there, and no john b or anything on hospital.

crap - i don't think i even own any baron tunes - and the only twisted tunes I own are pretty mellow :o

[lou_belle]

I used to go out alone at night and smash windows....:(

[automatic]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

ok lord, true story, I totally killed my liver this weekend.

your liver forgives you.....as your penance you must do a shot of wheatgrass juice sometime tomorrow.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by C_squared

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned: I had impure thoughts of a female who had her inhibitions all messed up like a ball of twine. Yeah I was trying to take advantage of her...

you are forgiven. as your penance you drink 4 shots of 151 the next time you are at the bar, then hit on a sober girl.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by set2hate

forgive me lord for i have sinned, it has been 8 years since my last confession, i have let silly little disputes ruin a very good relationship i had with someone.......
and i had premarital sex, ingested numerous illicit substances, skipped work to sleep,smoked a friends weed while he was passed out,and at a party one time i walked right by the guy at the door without paying or getting searched and turned around and laffed at my friends as they payed 25 bux a pop...i could go on for hours but i wont

it's a cornucopia of sinful goodness!!!

you are forgiven. for your penances you must buy soup for a crazy person,
you must give away fifty pennies one at a time, you must give your friend a pot browny, and the next tiem someone gives you guest list to a show you've got to pay anyways.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by barstar

hahah here we go.since late summer i relapsed on heroin,i turned my back on my friends ,cause i knew they would try to stop me and my path of destruction.this time it wasnt to bad i didnt go to jail but i think im under investigation 4 a couple grab a runs ect,i had to steal or hustler every day to support my addiction,i missed out on alot of fun fuck i miss the bars the clubs n most of all the rave scene,hense me relapsing i found out people put heroin in some of the extacy,heroin is the barstars kriptonite [no more caps],i have 5 days clean right know im gonna go to rehab after detox,wich im in right know,,,,,,thats a lot of fuckin written

and by they way do think id be so honest about something so embarasing as heroin,but deny steroid use......also i heard of a fex stabbings,flailer i dought yull read this but well rip it soon,and kyle if its true r.i.p


coopdeville......

what can i say, you are forgiven, as penance you must STAY OFF THE SMACK!

[automatic]

Originally Posted by mofo-x

crap - i don't think i even own any baron tunes - and the only twisted tunes I own are pretty mellow :o

beg borrow or steal.....

[automatic]

Originally Posted by lou_belle

I used to go out alone at night and smash windows....:(

car or house?

[babe420]

Forgive me for i have sinned too many times 2 count.......i smoke pot all the time.......i have sex.....i swear (alot)........ and yes i am beautiful. please forgive me

[automatic]

Originally Posted by babe420

Forgive me for i have sinned too many times 2 count.......i smoke pot all the time.......i have sex.....i swear (alot)........ and yes i am beautiful. please forgive me

ok.....the real point of this thread was for the things that you ACTUALLY think are sins...like bashing a seagull's head in with a rock, stealing candy, or pissing through a mail slot.

there will no longer be any forgiveness given for "smoking pot" unless you stole the pot from someone or blew the smoke into a hamster's face, because smoking pot alone ain't a sin...and there will no longer be forgiveness given for "having sex" unless you're also digging up corpses or spending a lot of time in a dairy, because having sex, even the premarital kind isn't a sin. if you're that worried about it go see a catholic priest and stop wasting my time (disregard this if you are a male under the age of 13).

as for the swearing...

you are forgiven, as penance you must make a cheese sandwich with hand soap instead of butter and take a bite.