the confession thread

[automatic]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

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fine, as your forgiveness you must sing two choruses of "row row row your boat" on the corner of robson and burrard. this must be done while virgin records is open.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by automatic

fine, as your forgiveness you must sing two choruses of "row row row your boat" on the corner of robson and burrard. this must be done while virgin records is open.

this is the last time i haggle.

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by automatic

this is the last time i haggle.

If I insist on haggling further, is that too a sin? :P

[dj_soo]

forgive me lord auto but I have sinned - I think my love of drum n bass is somewhat waning. I'm starting to find the hard, dark sound of the majority of dnb to be somewhat cliche and cookie-cutter now. My friends look at me funny when I tell them I prefer liquid, atmos, or neurofunk to heavy dnb. I enjoyed the music more at LTJ than the majority of <insert big-name UK dj> shows this year. I actually prefer spinning hiphop, funk or breaks to a lot of drum n bass now. I can't say "boh" or bark or wave my lightahs in the air without feeling completely ridculous. I feel like I'm no longer "hardcore" enough to be a true junglist soldier and may have to retire my hoodie in shame.

I need help!

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by automatic

fine, as your forgiveness you must sing two choruses of "row row row your boat" on the corner of robson and burrard. this must be done while virgin records is open.

i'll do this one with you myra.

edit-i'll even throw a hat on the ground.

[miss.myra]

We'd be rich! With your wheelchair and my stellar rack....there's no stopping us.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by mofo-x

forgive me lord auto but I have sinned - I think my love of drum n bass is somewhat waning. I'm starting to find the hard, dark sound of the majority of dnb to be somewhat cliche and cookie-cutter now. My friends look at me funny when I tell them I prefer liquid, atmos, or neurofunk to heavy dnb. I enjoyed the music more at LTJ than the majority of <insert big-name UK dj> shows this year. I actually prefer spinning hiphop, funk or breaks to a lot of drum n bass now. I can't say "boh" or bark or wave my lightahs in the air without feeling completely ridculous. I feel like I'm no longer "hardcore" enough to be a true junglist soldier and may have to retire my hoodie in shame.

I need help!

you are forgiven. as penance you must make a mix cd entitled "all bangers, no mash" of straight ahead top 40 hard dark dnb...there must be at least one fresh tune, one adam f tune, one baron tune and one twisted individual tune on there, and no john b or anything on hospital.

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

forgive me lord auto but I have sinned - ive been a shitty friend in the last while and now i dont know how to make it all better

[esoter1c]

Yes I Sinned And Confessed And Auto Missed It So I Get Away With It !!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha

[-DLO_604-]

These are my confessions...
I heart RnB

[vancityview]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i'll do this one with you myra.


edit-i'll even throw a hat on the ground.

Wont have to throw it very far there buddy :P

[revocrednu]

Forgive me my lord for i have sinned-

There has been a construction site in front of our house for almost a year now. Thus, for almost a year,when I come back home after a nice night out,I feel very creative and I have been borrowing signs such as construction,sidewalk closed, no parking in order to decorate our living place.Since the few missing signs have been noticed,now 6 employees are guarding the site-and the signs-during the day-but still only one at nite.I am asking for forgiveness.Thanks.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by *K*i*t*t*e*n*

forgive me lord auto but I have sinned - ive been a shitty friend in the last while and now i dont know how to make it all better

i'm not a lord

you are forgiven. as you penance you must show up at your friends house with a tub of haagen daaz and a stupid funny movie....and some weed if you are so inclined.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by -DLO_604-

These are my confessions...
I heart RnB

nothing wrong with rnb....just remember, otis redding, the supremes, and little stevie wonder are "rnb", usher ain't.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by revocrednu

Forgive me my lord for i have sinned-

There has been a construction site in front of our house for almost a year now. Thus, for almost a year,when I come back home after a nice night out,I feel very creative and I have been borrowing signs such as construction,sidewalk closed, no parking in order to decorate our living place.Since the few missing signs have been noticed,now 6 employees are guarding the site-and the signs-during the day-but still only one at nite.I am asking for forgiveness.Thanks.

you are forgiven.

take the signs and nail them all to random poles in the downtown east side, then see how long they last......your living room looks like crap with them in there anyways, what is this, do you live in animal house?

[revocrednu]

^^not an animal house-

we only took the nice classic ones-

which were very nice in our long hallway-

but now i shall decorate downtown eastside.

[DJ Ponz]

Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned, I've never made an online confession. But here's one:
I listen to Indian Sitar, Arabic chant and Broadway Showtunes more than techno now.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by DJ Ponz

Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned, I've never made an online confession. But here's one:
I listen to Indian Sitar, Arabic chant and Broadway Showtunes more than techno now.

that's not a sin

[miss.myra]

ok lord, true story, I totally killed my liver this weekend.

[C_squared]

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned: I had impure thoughts of a female who had her inhibitions all messed up like a ball of twine. Yeah I was trying to take advantage of her...

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by mofo-x

forgive me lord auto but I have sinned - I think my love of drum n bass is somewhat waning. I'm starting to find the hard, dark sound of the majority of dnb to be somewhat cliche and cookie-cutter now. My friends look at me funny when I tell them I prefer liquid, atmos, or neurofunk to heavy dnb. I enjoyed the music more at LTJ than the majority of <insert big-name UK dj> shows this year. I actually prefer spinning hiphop, funk or breaks to a lot of drum n bass now. I can't say "boh" or bark or wave my lightahs in the air without feeling completely ridculous. I feel like I'm no longer "hardcore" enough to be a true junglist soldier and may have to retire my hoodie in shame.

I need help!

You're going straight to hell... STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

boh!

[Euro Dollar]

Originally Posted by C_squared

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned: I had impure thoughts of a female who had her inhibitions all messed up like a ball of twine. Yeah I was trying to take advantage of her...

And you're gonna go to hell too!!!
you user abuser you!

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by C_squared

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned: I had impure thoughts of a female who had her inhibitions all messed up like a ball of twine. Yeah I was trying to take advantage of her...

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ;)

[set2hate]

forgive me lord for i have sinned, it has been 8 years since my last confession, i have let silly little disputes ruin a very good relationship i had with someone.......
and i had premarital sex, ingested numerous illicit substances, skipped work to sleep,smoked a friends weed while he was passed out,and at a party one time i walked right by the guy at the door without paying or getting searched and turned around and laffed at my friends as they payed 25 bux a pop...i could go on for hours but i wont

[barstar]

hahah here we go.since late summer i relapsed on heroin,i turned my back on my friends ,cause i knew they would try to stop me and my path of destruction.this time it wasnt to bad i didnt go to jail but i think im under investigation 4 a couple grab a runs ect,i had to steal or hustler every day to support my addiction,i missed out on alot of fun fuck i miss the bars the clubs n most of all the rave scene,hense me relapsing i found out people put heroin in some of the extacy,heroin is the barstars kriptonite [no more caps],i have 5 days clean right know im gonna go to rehab after detox,wich im in right know,,,,,,thats a lot of fuckin written

and by they way do think id be so honest about something so embarasing as heroin,but deny steroid use......also i heard of a fex stabbings,flailer i dought yull read this but well rip it soon,and kyle if its true r.i.p

coopdeville......