Being a heartbreaker with a conscience... - Page 5

baby-phat · #**101** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

Tiff's a smart girl Heffy, listen to her. :)

t-skywalker · #**102** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

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Originally Posted by baby-phat

Tiff's a smart girl Heffy, listen to her. :)

he wonders why they get attached so fast it might be because hes a gentalman. he takes his women out on dates which first of all most men dont. he calls them. he tells them sweet things and is very sweet all the time. geeee i wonder why women fall for you HAHAHAH. possibly cause most guys dont even take there woman out to more than fast food places and tell them they look hot in that low cut top;)

a true man takes his woman out, treat her right and makes her feel special, which is what heffy does .....not a keeper at all BWAHAHAHA

baby-phat · #**103** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

^ True story. :)
Also, a true man is all about jager shots after dinner! lol ;)

t-skywalker · #**104** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

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Originally Posted by baby-phat

^ True story. :)
Also, a true man is all about jager shots after dinner! lol ;)

also very true~!!!:p

Cool-Water · #**105** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

This thread has taught me how to be an even better man.
I love it, thanks alot!! woohoo

wishbone · #**106** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

Here's a tip for a successful relationship:

Ask these questions!

1. Are you on fnk?

A: YES - Do not date the person

B: NO - follow up with 2

2: Do you attend any functions involving Electronic Dance Music?

A: YES - Do not date the person

B: NO - You may now consider dating this person.

C_squared · #**107** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

Wow guys this thread has about as much charm as heffy... big up yourselves!

Prissypants · #**108** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

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Originally Posted by rawb

YOU'RE A DICK WHO'S AFRAID OF COMMITMENT, GET OVER IT
NOBODY HAS SYMPATHY FOR THAT WEAK SHIT

I may not agree with you on many things but I agree with you on this...

djmarkpaul · #**109** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

Just sayin'. Everybody's hating on the pointless post massive, and I can't think of a single fnker that hasn't been guilty of it.

Hey man if you rule out trivial semantics I may very well be the exception to the rule. Sincerely!

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

So let's just get back to hating on Heffy for a) being a dick to girls and b) bragging about it afterwards.

*nods*

With a name that starts with 'Heff', you'd think he'd know about the true player's motto: NEVER KISS AND TELL.

It's not rocket science kids.

Oh by the way there's legendary amount of bickering and shit slinging in this thread, congrats to all participants for making yourselves look emotionally and intellectually infantile.

Heffy · #**110** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

^^ actually i was fat in high school. So they called me a Heifer. it just turned into Heff.. and then eventually Heffy.

and thank you for pointing your finger at everyone so that we know how "infantile" we are. Had you not posted, we would still be taking ourselves seriously.

Cheers! :)

obscure · #**111** (**permalink**) Jan 13, 07

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wishbone · #**112** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

Please Propogate Drama

Silverwinged · #**113** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

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Originally Posted by Heffy

^^ actually i was fat in high school. So they called me a Heifer. it just turned into Heff.. and then eventually Heffy.

now its simply "douche"

wishbone · #**114** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

THANK YOU ALLISON <3

Revolver · #**115** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

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Originally Posted by wishbone

Please Propogate Drama

sure!

as far as shit slinging gose, that fucking douche mekim started it.

now lets get this thread to 10 pages!.

yaaawn.

prozac · #**116** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

^im glad you cant spell douche...no need to diss him, he;s rad.

plus at least he doesn't __________________CENSORED______________ ______

Revolver · #**117** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

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Originally Posted by prozac

^im glad you cant spell douche...no need to diss him, he;s rad.

plus at least he doesn't __________________CENSORED______________ ______

pfft.....WEAKSAUCE.

why sensor.

you have nothing on me.

prozac · #**118** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

never said i did.

prozac · #**119** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

ah ha ha ha ha YOU EDITED. sooo cute. :p

mekim · #**120** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

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Originally Posted by Revolver

sure!

as far as shit slinging gose, that fucking douche mekim started it.

now lets get this thread to 10 pages!.

yaaawn.

woohoo! some drug warrior thinks i'm a douche!

i thought it was blindingly fucking obvious i quoted the wrong person in my first post. instead of saying "hay guy, you quoted teh worng person" (spelling errors included just like you'd use), you went and gave me bad karma and took everything the wrong way. instead of correcting myself and apologizing, how could i not take that golden opportunity to then make fun of your "mental expansions through the use of various psychadelic drugs"? hint: most of us call that getting wasted.

prozac · #**121** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

dude i wish i could karma you more :(

prozac · #**122** (**permalink**) Jan 14, 07

btw it was originally posted as "douce"

which means "gentle" in french............

Heffy · #**123** (**permalink**) Jan 15, 07

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Originally Posted by Silverwinged

now its simply "douche"

speaking of which... maybe you should buy one... does anyone else smell fish? :P

wishbone · #**124** (**permalink**) Jan 15, 07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heffy

speaking of which... maybe you should buy one... does anyone else smell fish? :P

Set up an amazon wishlist

Add any "big book of insults" to it

PM me the link

I'll buy it for you.

B-rizzo · #**125** (**permalink**) Jan 15, 07

Better you break it of then lead the girl on, props for doing the right thing.