ew. you are 40. I am 19. - Page 5

miss.myra · #**101** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

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Originally Posted by decypher

Remember the infamous bill you received at Macaroni Grill? lol

haha, it wasn't even on the bill, he wrote his number on my box of leftovers

GOD I SHOULD MAKE A THREAD THE KID WAS LIKE 19 THAT'S SO WEIRD.

i'm old

cubed · #**102** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

haha, it wasn't even on the bill, he wrote his number on my box of leftovers

GOD I SHOULD MAKE A THREAD THE KID WAS LIKE 19 THAT'S SO WEIRD.

i'm old

that was so awesome.

the mizz was giddy like school girl.

miss.myra · #**103** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

You know when we went back there for Robyn's birthday that creeper was working and totally gawking at me like WHY DIDN'T SHE CALLL

decypher · #**104** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

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Originally Posted by miss.myra

You know when we went back there for Robyn's birthday that creeper was working and totally gawking at me like WHY DIDN'T SHE CALLL

haha you broke his little 19 yr old heart. Not only should you start a thread, you should get him fired too. That'll teach him.

Ashley*Dawn · #**105** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

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Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Not a chance. You couldnt be more wrong on that. Stop looking for a reason to hate on me.

I am in no way looking for a reason to hate on you... I just cant figure out if the I'm a royal bitch is you or this sweet friendly girl.

cubed · #**106** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

he's obviously too afraid to leave.

IT'S OK ERIK, WE'RE SENDING HELP!!!

cubed · #**107** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

do you pick out what he wears in the morning?

I could totally see you doing that.

.Promoter · #**108** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

this thread got hijacked eh?

DefJef · #**109** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

I cant believe I read all this

ebbomega · #**110** (**permalink**) Apr 12, 07

You know what would be hilarious?

If Purolator dude is like married and really wanted to just get together with Tarantula to have jalapeno poppers or whatever, and isn't interested romantically at all. And now there's going to be a debacle over his job and she just ruined his life over quirky behaviour she misconstrued to be affection, when in reality he had nothing of the sort in mind.

But seriously. You're 19. You're a fucking adult. Act like one already. Politely take it and never bother to contact him, make excuses like you're out with your friends tonight, gently give him the cold shoulder. But don't go on making office drama because self-absorption has convinced you that every male who wants to chill with you has a boner for you, because I can guarantee you that that's just not true.

.muffy. · #**111** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

You know what would be hilarious?

If Purolator dude is like married and really wanted to just get together with Tarantula to have jalapeno poppers or whatever, and isn't interested romantically at all. And now there's going to be a debacle over his job and she just ruined his life over quirky behaviour she misconstrued to be affection, when in reality he had nothing of the sort in mind.

But seriously. You're 19. You're a fucking adult. Act like one already. Politely take it and never bother to contact him, make excuses like you're out with your friends tonight, gently give him the cold shoulder. But don't go on making office drama because self-absorption has convinced you that every male who wants to chill with you has a boner for you, because I can guarantee you that that's just not true.

hey dave,
I was just wondering if you and your girl wanted to come over and have poppers sometime.

And by poppers, I mean....

scue · #**112** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

can we all have a popper meet? and by popper meet, I mean....

-evil-duerr- · #**113** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

maybe his wife died of cancer, and tarantula was the only shot he had left at happiness.

maybe he has a 3 legged dog that needs daily insulin shots?

maybe this man... could've finally showed ms.tarantula the meaning of true love and romance.

but we'll never know

ebbomega · #**114** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

I dunno. I'm still missing what this guy did that was so wrong.

I challenge anybody out here to say that they've never given out their phone number / personal e-mail address / IM contact to somebody at work. Because I know I do that on practically a weekly basis.

muffy: HESH WANTS POPPERS!

cubed · #**115** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

muffy: HESH WANTS POPPERS!

ebbo: "MAYBE HESH CAN DO A LITTLE SOMETHIN ON THE MIZZIKE!"

mapleleaf4ever · #**116** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

Jesus H. Christ on a Pogo Stick...

I read the first three pages and then I resigned this thread to the Sandbox of whinging and poop slinging.

WAY TO GO FNK! :)

tiedye · #**117** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

I can't believe you'd turn on us like that, Erik.

LOOK AT THE SORROW IN MY EYES!

cubed · #**118** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

^the last gasp of fear before erik's woman moves in for the kill.

cubed · #**119** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

jesus christ, I think she's going to eat the kid.

mapleleaf4ever · #**120** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

Careful, she's got a fair bit of gusto with this sort of thing. :p

Nice pic... where do you get your hair cut?

Guineveire · #**121** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

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Originally Posted by tiedye

I can't believe you'd turn on us like that, Erik.

LOOK AT THE SORROW IN MY EYES!

here, have a bannana.

tiedye · #**122** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Careful, she's got a fair bit of gusto with this sort of thing. :p

Nice pic... where do you get your hair cut?

David Lynch is my new hair stylist.

tiedye · #**123** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

Ms.Tarantula · #**124** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

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Originally Posted by ebbomega

You know what would be hilarious?

If Purolator dude is like married and really wanted to just get together with Tarantula to have jalapeno poppers or whatever, and isn't interested romantically at all. And now there's going to be a debacle over his job and she just ruined his life over quirky behaviour she misconstrued to be affection, when in reality he had nothing of the sort in mind.

But seriously. You're 19. You're a fucking adult. Act like one already. Politely take it and never bother to contact him, make excuses like you're out with your friends tonight, gently give him the cold shoulder. But don't go on making office drama because self-absorption has convinced you that every male who wants to chill with you has a boner for you, because I can guarantee you that that's just not true.

I must have stated at least 3 times by now my intent is not at all to get the guy fired.

And fair enough I have already agreed that I probably could have said myself I'm not interested in your email address.

But please tell me why a 40 year old needs to 'chill' with someone so much younger then him? Something tells me hes not into the same things I'm into... and its not my responsibility to cure this guys lonely life as you all seem to portray it. He should hit on some people his own age.

Guineveire · #**125** (**permalink**) Apr 13, 07

I dont know.. to me age isnt anything but a number. I have a 30 year old friend [I'm 19.] , and i know he doesnt want to get in my pants either. We're just friends.