ew. you are 40. I am 19.

[Guineveire]

I'm gonna call 1800- Jenny today!

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Gusto

this is shawn speaking as a future 40 year old.

The funniest thing about this post is the fact that you got negative karma out of it!

THAT'LL LEARN YA!!!!

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Absolutely nothing. I love my face.

Holy narcissist.

[*SunShyne*]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Congrats to Cubed for that rediculously long thread , and to your sidekick Tiedye for chiming in.

I thought it was well done.

And to the the non-fat advocates :

None of you guys have a clue as to what you are talking about. My general summary on the bunch of posts I missed.

16+ is "fat" in the eyes of?......... oh wait.....nevermind.

Size 16 and up are carried in specialty stores... If you need to shop in a specialty store because you can't get your ass into a size Suzy Shier, La Vie En Rose or Stitches carries, your ass is fat. Put down the fork, go to a gym.

I personally think its stupid that a number determines how "fat" you are.
I've seen girls that are a size 6 , and are fuckin pudgy! Small frames , covered in fat! ... Doesnt that make them ...fat?

Yes, I agree with you here. They may be a size 6, but toning is crucial.

But on the flipside , I know several girls that are a size 14/16 and dont have rolls hanging off of them. Infact the majority of them have really nice bodies , but are of a curvier frame , and thats the only reason why they gotta shove themselves into "plus sizes"
Bone structure , height , genetics all play a nice factor in that.

Oh don't go playing the genetics card on this one!

I bet you that you're one of those people who sees a fat 9 year old kid walking down the street and thinks about genetics too. The child is fat. The child needs less TV and more recess. Less snack packs and more apples.

Before you guys started trying to peg me on the fat-meter , you should do some research.

Get over yourself. You haven't proved anything.

You can lose weight , or gain weight to suit your needs. But damn , you cant fix a bust face.
Phew.

Plastic surgery... geesh.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Absolutely nothing. I love my face.

mangled car wrecks tend to grow on you after a while.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Holy narcissist.

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE YOU CALLED A NARCISSIST.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Congrats to Cubed for that rediculously long thread , and to your sidekick Tiedye for chiming in.

Mine said 'ballyhoos' in the opening paragraph. How could I NOT post it? Say it with me now, everybody: ballyhoos.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

I cant afford it , nor do I need it : ) But thank you : )

Plastic surgery?

I guess this is where you and I have yet another difference of opinion. I mean if there was some magical plastic surgery that could glue your fingers together and make them like fins we wouldn't have to put up with your posts as you wouldn't be able to type. As well it would be more suiting to your bulbous and whale-like proportions (don't shit on me you said it yourself in the fatty thread)

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Do me a favour.

Go find the thread that you supposedly found this where I expressed my " bulbous and whale-like proportions" , and post it here.
Id like to show you , that nowhere in that thread was anything suggested like that.

It would make my night , genius : )

P.S - crazyglue would work. No surgery needed.

So I changed the actual words.... whoop-dee-doo!

Look darlin.... all this disagreeing still won't change the fact that you're a fat lard. If you didn't want people calling you a fat lard you shouldn't have made a thread stating that you indeed ARE a FAT LARD.

[Cdn_Brdr]

shut up fatty

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

There's a difference between being happy with your face and appreciating your features , and being obsessive compulsive , standing in the mirror 24/7 gloating about how much you love yourself.

The difference is one gets laid when they go to a club, the other one stays at home watching sex and the city reruns while eating ice cream.

[zarlon]

^ i like to eat the whole tub...

mm, cookies and cream ice cream.

but then again, i'm no longer my slim self. :(

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Ew.
If your going out to a club to get laid , your a whore.
Fuck that.

I dont watch sex in the city and Ice Cream isnt necessarily a bad thing either as long as you only have a couple of spoons , not a whole tub.

Either way , Id prefer the latter. I dont care if I dont get picked up at a club. Im happier that way.

Ugh, I don't even know what to say to someone who would take my comment as a serious one.

[zarlon]

mmm. ice cream. i think i will eat some, right after i finish this pizza i've got here..

[Cool-Water]

Woohoo Im eating chips and chocolate milk for desert and im not fat 1 bit!

[*SunShyne*]

going out to a club to get laid doesn't make you a whore unless you're being paid.


Also, Cdn_Bdr, excellent contribution... I've been in stitches !

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

Go and find the definition of Narcissist and get back to me.

There's a difference between being happy with your face and appreciating your features , and being obsessive compulsive , standing in the mirror 24/7 gloating about how much you love yourself.

Your choice of words is poor.

You said you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE your face! LOOOOVE IT!

My choice of words is never poor : D

[Grapes]

The funny thing is, before making that post, I had actually looked up narcissist on dictionary.com to make sure I was spelling it right.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Grapes

My choice of words is never poor : D

I've known this man for some time now, it's true.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

NinjaBoy - I dont know your "posting style" well enough to know your jokes or not.
I dont find the internet a really surefire way of getting emotion / humour across in a sarcastic "tone"

Uh, I don't think you really needed emotions or tone to figure out that my post wasn't serious.

But then again, maybe you do. From now on whenever I see your posting in a thread where someone may use sarcasim, I will give you a heads up. Deal?


I'm being sarcastic, I won't actually give you a heads up.

[NinjaBoy]

are you sure? I'll do it if you want, no problem.

I'm not really going to

[*SunShyne*]

I think this ISTA or FNA chick, whatever personality conflict she's having in her head... just needs to stop posting.

[*SunShyne*]

Originally Posted by F*r*a*

SunShyne - shaddup. The heat was on you before I showed up here anyways. Just because your not in the limelight anymore doesnt mean you gotta be a whiny bitch.
jeez.

At least ISTA fought back for what she felt was right... FRA is a pussy.

And please.... bring it on, I'm at -58 Karma... what's the worst that could happen?

[*SunShyne*]

shut up fatty.

[*SunShyne*]

it's not a bandwagon.