SO, there's this girl.

[ppcock]

ahhh good show..

i will do that.

she's an 8-4 girl, im a 1-9.. so our breaks dont meet up. I think if i go out for one at around 3, she'll be there.

[Revolver]

getting number from freind=MORON

addding her randomly to facebook =MORON

asking her to join you and some mutal friends out for a nite of nice and brezzy fun=CHAMPION

making sure to position yourself near or beside her on smoke breaks and starting nice and breezy convo=CHAMPION

waiting a few days before the attempet to sit back and really try and notice and pick up on little things that she dose,likes, and things you guys have in common= CHAMPION

being geniunely nervouse and slightly self depricating during your first couple of 'hang outs'(dont call them dates just yet =CHAMPION

not doing anyting cause your AFRAID to get rejected and will be left wondering for the rest of your life..'wat if?'=MORON...

[impure]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be.

don't listen to him, he gave me this exact advice before and it was all lies.
LIES!

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by rawb

1) TAKE OF YOUR SHIRT
2) LAY DOWN A COLD RIDDIM
3) PRACTICE YOUR MAN BOOTY POP AND YOUR JAMAICAN ACCENT

YouTube - Mad Cobra - Flex (Time to Have Sex!)

yo homeboy, that only works with black chicks and trailer trash whitegirls who think their 'hood' (aka every girl from maillardville.)

[Gusto]

and make sure she doesn't see this thread, or you will look like a stalker

[Pussy*Kat]

Originally Posted by Revolver

getting number from freind=MORON

addding her randomly to facebook =MORON

asking her to join you and some mutal friends out for a nite of nice and brezzy fun=CHAMPION

making sure to position yourself near or beside her on smoke breaks and starting nice and breezy convo=CHAMPION

waiting a few days before the attempet to sit back and really try and notice and pick up on little things that she dose,likes, and things you guys have in common= CHAMPION

being geniunely nervouse and slightly self depricating during your first couple of 'hang outs'(dont call them dates just yet =CHAMPION

not doing anyting cause your AFRAID to get rejected and will be left wondering for the rest of your life..'wat if?'=MORON...

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.

[inside]

[ppcock]

thanks folks for your inputs.

im going to test this stuff out tonight. Suicide post later.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by inside

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfyBqrAaPk

Seriously man, give up. You've made what, four posts in this thread. And so far nobody has acknowledged you except to say you are an idiot.

Give it up. Yes, looking at your avatar we can tell you are a smoother player who gets all the girls. It doesn't matter.

You've become the loud guy at the club who makes the same dumb dick joke at the beginning of the night and looks for high fives every time he repeats it.

[impure]

Originally Posted by Revolver

getting number from freind=MORON

addding her randomly to facebook =MORON

asking her to join you and some mutal friends out for a nite of nice and brezzy fun=CHAMPION

making sure to position yourself near or beside her on smoke breaks and starting nice and breezy convo=CHAMPION

waiting a few days before the attempet to sit back and really try and notice and pick up on little things that she dose,likes, and things you guys have in common= CHAMPION

being geniunely nervouse and slightly self depricating during your first couple of 'hang outs'(dont call them dates just yet =CHAMPION

not doing anyting cause your AFRAID to get rejected and will be left wondering for the rest of your life..'wat if?'=MORON...

there's some things in life you can learn the hard way, for everything else, there's FNK.

[inside]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Seriously man, give up. You've made what, four posts in this thread. And so far nobody has acknowledged you except to say you are an idiot.

Give it up. Yes, looking at your avatar we can tell you are a smoother player who gets all the girls. It doesn't matter.

You've become the loud guy at the club who makes the same dumb dick joke at the beginning of the night and looks for high fives every time he repeats it.

Dude chill out man. I'm just having fun!?!

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

You've become the loud guy at the club who makes the same dumb dick joke at the beginning of the night and looks for high fives every time he repeats it.

WHAAT?! OKAAAY! THEY CALLIN ME.

[impure]

Originally Posted by inside

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfyBqrAaPk

that was really not funny.
who do i talk to about getting the last 20 seconds of my life back?

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Seriously man, give up. You've made what, four posts in this thread. And so far nobody has acknowledged you except to say you are an idiot.

Give it up. Yes, looking at your avatar we can tell you are a smoother player who gets all the girls. It doesn't matter.

You've become the loud guy at the club who makes the same dumb dick joke at the beginning of the night and looks for high fives every time he repeats it.

haha.GOLD!...sorry stu, but you can ALWAYS rely on chris to drop the social hammar!

[inside]

Originally Posted by impure

that was really not funny.
who do i talk to about getting the last 20 seconds of my life back?

done easy

YouTube - My New Haircut (Funniest Video On Youtube)

[ebbomega]

You do realize that video was only kind of funny like 3 months ago, right?

edit: also, I'm wondering what relevance that has at all to the thread.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by ppcock

thanks folks for your inputs.

im going to test this stuff out tonight. Suicide post later.

Good luck. John put up some good advice.

Basically just get to know the person slightly better, and then make your move.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by inside

done easy

YouTube - My New Haircut (Funniest Video On Youtube)

YouTube - All Your Base Are Belong To Us

You know, while we're posting these cutting edge internet meme's...

[ppcock]

yeah... agreed.. i have this bad thing about rushing into things.
never works out, gotta learn to calm down.

[ppcock]

but sometimes, i get better acquainted and then she finds someone else.. i want to try and avoid that.
How do I let her know im interested without going too far?

[inside]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

You do realize that video was only kind of funny like 3 months ago, right?

edit: also, I'm wondering what relevance that has at all to the thread.

I still think it's funny.
Relevance is; Marty needs some confidence apparently.

I was thinking he should think that "this is my new haircut".

Marty just have fun bro, and don't worry about stuff too much.

[stringbeans]

IM SOOOO AWWWKKWWAAARRDDD l

[cubed]

Marty, you need a life coach.

I've been telling you this for some time now.

[ppcock]

fnk is my life coach.. fuckin' cheap too.

[cubed]

WHERE THE HELL IS JUAN WITH A FACE PALM JPG??????

o