Life goals.... what would it take?

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by ppcock

I can help you out.

I've always had this sick freak fetish about cutting some girls legs off and attaching seal fins, then throwing her into the water.

I'd use your feet for feet fuck.

(bring on the bad karma!)

dude, youre talking some jeffery damer fucked up shit.

shompton aint down with that

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Ragga_Wh0re

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Hey! I resent being called an alliance.

More of a quorum. Or a crucible!

[SEAN!]

honestly, i know this is gay as hell, i want to acquire enough learning experiences and wealth so that i leave my mark on the world.

a few weeks ago i went to the funeral/wake of a family friend. dude touched so many lives his funeral was packed, for people who didnt get there an hour in advance it was standing room only. he lived a good life and was a good man. i wanna be like that. he also pretty much created port coquitlam, even though he was never a mayor or a politician.


i wanna be like that, well loved, loving my family, rich as fuck and more importantly leaving a mark on the world actually doing something thats good. ultimately i hope that im fortunate/wealthy enough to donate forty million dollars to my alma mater UBC. The irving k barber centre is tight as hell, i hope *****hs be studying in 2080 saying 'man the shompton c coakley building is where i get my learn on.'

[stephen_c]

"well loved", "wealthy", "leaving a mark on the world", etc...
that's pretty general and very common amongst good ppl.

what exactly do you plan to do to attain high stature?

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by stephen_c

"well loved", "wealthy", "leaving a mark on the world", etc...
that's pretty general and very common amongst good ppl.

what exactly do you plan to do to attain high stature?

accounting->investment banker->private equity.

[stephen_c]

i guess he's ur hero.

problem is schwarzman isn't exactly "well loved" by all.
especially not at the moment.

do us a favour.
when u make it big,
rescue whistler from fortress
and give us free ski passes! :)

[Courtney]

I LOVE WEED
to all you paranoid princes and princesses!!! hahaha
ok so I just want to say something to you all...we obviously all love the drama that goes on here, its fun it makes the boringness of whatever the hell we are doing more liveable and in all honesty ive been on fnk for years now and I just cant go away- because its all so dramatic and disastrous that I love it...Its like battered wife situation I keep getting beaten and made to feel like shit but I just stay in the relationship and I'm not sure why...maybe im afraid to live my life without it hahahha
anyways FNK whut whut lets all just admitt we are all assholes and bitches and without that this site would suck...
so keep up the drama all...not that you arent already doing that
CHEERS!

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by cubed

^careful, one of the ladies will probably break your other hand.

pfft. On average, the men on this forum have way worse pms than the women.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by Courtney

I LOVE WEED
to all you paranoid princes and princesses!!! hahaha
ok so I just want to say something to you all...we obviously all love the drama that goes on here, its fun it makes the boringness of whatever the hell we are doing more liveable and in all honesty ive been on fnk for years now and I just cant go away- because its all so dramatic and disastrous that I love it...Its like battered wife situation I keep getting beaten and made to feel like shit but I just stay in the relationship and I'm not sure why...maybe im afraid to live my life without it hahahha
anyways FNK whut whut lets all just admitt we are all assholes and bitches and without that this site would suck...
so keep up the drama all...not that you arent already doing that
CHEERS!

The above post... was probably made while exxxxxxxxtremely high

therefore, your ol pal ppcock.. will not make a proper response because you will definitely call me a mean person.

[ppcock]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

pfft. On average, the men on this forum have way worse pms than the women.

private messages?!

[Gusto]

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Courtney

I LOVE WEED
to all you paranoid princes and princesses!!! hahaha
ok so I just want to say something to you all...we obviously all love the drama that goes on here, its fun it makes the boringness of whatever the hell we are doing more liveable and in all honesty ive been on fnk for years now and I just cant go away- because its all so dramatic and disastrous that I love it...Its like battered wife situation I keep getting beaten and made to feel like shit but I just stay in the relationship and I'm not sure why...maybe im afraid to live my life without it hahahha
anyways FNK whut whut lets all just admitt we are all assholes and bitches and without that this site would suck...
so keep up the drama all...not that you arent already doing that
CHEERS!

...? Courtney... :wondering:

[Courtney]

yes that was me and i wasnt stoned!!!!!!! when i wrote it

[SEAN!]

one of my life goals is to make sweet love to courtney.


imma rock your world giiirrrl.

[ppcock]

Me too.


I think she'd be really rad in bed.. I hope she likes pain cause a fuck doll is not cool.

[Courtney]

I like hurting men in bed

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by Courtney

I like hurting men in bed

BITE MY NIPPLE OFF

[Courtney]

marry me in ten years and give me half your estate and you have yourself a deal

[ppcock]

they all say that and then when it happens they go ouch.

I remember one girl, she said she liked pain and all that crap.. she'd scratch the shit out of me and tear the nips with teeth and then when it was my turn (jujitsu isnt just for fighting) she would always go ouch.


ITS NOT FAIR!

[Courtney]

no i said i like giving pain i dont like recieving it

[Courtney]

a girl u sed to work with is kinky as hell shes like a dominatrix and shit..she has all the leather whips and shit and apparently she gets fully off when guys like beat her
i should hook u up with her

[lildonkey]

She gets off on guys beating here?

WOW.. a girl who is compatible with my PTA conditions, woooot woooooot