I think the bastard that's using the computer beside me is touching himself...

[yoko*]

weeeeeeeeeee

[dabbler]

is he looking at you or his computer?

[yoko*]

GOOD POINT. I THINK THAT IF HE IS LOOKING AT HIS COMPUTER AND NOT ME, THAT IT IS TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE FOR HIM TO JERK OFF IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY.

In the direction of his computer, but we locked eyes at ONE POINT earlier when I was wondering why someone was making heaving noises (not him, thankfully)

I moved ONE comptuer down.

[Phrenetic]

SS or it didn't happen

[yoko*]

What's ss?

[veN]

Oh man Yoko, that sucks! I have so many run-ins with really creepy guys that Rawb thinks I should have a creepy man blog. If I had one, I think you'd be a great contributer. I think we have the same bad luck that way.

GOOD LUCK!

[yoko*]

Originally Posted by veN

Oh man Yoko, that sucks! I have so many run-ins with really creepy guys that Rawb thinks I should have a creepy man blog. If I had one, I think you'd be a great contributer. I think we have the same bad luck that way.

GOOD LUCK!

I agree. Creepy man support group!!!

I actually read in some magazine that there actually is an online website dedicated to exposing public wankers. When you catch some dude (and yes, it's always a dude) jerking off in public, you take a picture of them with your digicam/camera phone and then post it on the communal website and contribute to the public jerker bashing/awareness.

[veN]

Originally Posted by yoko*

I agree. Creepy man support group!!!

I actually read in some magazine that there actually is an online website dedicated to exposing public wankers. When you catch some dude (and yes, it's always a dude) jerking off in public, you take a picture of them with your digicam/camera phone and then post it on the communal website and contribute to the public jerker bashing/awareness.

Sweet idea!

Once I had to call the police bc this dude was wanking it in the playground adjacent to the playground my day campers were playing in. It was stressful, embarrassing, and violating at the same time. The unfortunate part is that for someone to be charged they have to be "caught in the act" as it was explained to me. Nice.

[SEAN!]

hahah

you have really bad luck in this regard.

you should yell out

[LEEROY CHANG!!]

IS THIS ALL BASED OFF YOUR PERIPHERAL CAUSE THAT'D BE KINDA FUNNY

[FireWire]

(The reason you're catching so many guys doing this is cause you're sexually paranoid and are always on the 'look out' for anything sexually inappropriate/violating. If you just chill and try to ignore these things, then you won't be feeling as disturbed all the time. You will see a lot more weird and creepy shit in your life, and there's no need to start letting the emotions of the moment ruin your general outlook on life...)

But hey, just so you know - pretty much every guy (mostly growing up and experimenting sexually) has tried to do something in public. If he's already a grownup and is doing it, however - then ya... you do have the right to feel concerned and alerted. Have you tried notifying the library staff to watch out for him? And also didn't you say something else in another thread about some dude watching porn in the library... is this all happening in the same library?

[Phrenetic]

Originally Posted by FireWire

(The reason you're catching so many guys doing this is cause you're sexually paranoid and are always on the 'look out' for anything sexually inappropriate/violating. If you just chill and try to ignore these things, then you won't be feeling as disturbed all the time. You will see a lot more weird and creepy shit in your life, and there's no need to start letting the emotions of the moment ruin your general outlook on life...)

But hey, just so you know - pretty much every guy (mostly growing up and experimenting sexually) has tried to do something in public. If he's already a grownup and is doing it, however - then ya... you do have the right to feel concerned and alerted. Have you tried notifying the library staff to watch out for him? And also didn't you say something else in another thread about some dude watching porn in the library... is this all happening in the same library?

firewire to the rescue

[LEEROY CHANG!!]

OH SHIT IM SEEING A REALLY HOT CHICK IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE... WAIT ITS JUST A PLASTIC TREE PLANT

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by FireWire

(The reason you're catching so many guys doing this is cause you're sexually paranoid and are always on the 'look out' for anything sexually inappropriate/violating. If you just chill and try to ignore these things, then you won't be feeling as disturbed all the time. You will see a lot more weird and creepy shit in your life, and there's no need to start letting the emotions of the moment ruin your general outlook on life...)

But hey, just so you know - pretty much every guy (mostly growing up and experimenting sexually) has tried to do something in public. If he's already a grownup and is doing it, however - then ya... you do have the right to feel concerned and alerted. Have you tried notifying the library staff to watch out for him? And also didn't you say something else in another thread about some dude watching porn in the library... is this all happening in the same library?

I was going to say that with such a long post you must have experience in public fornication. But you actually admited it.

I don't know why you think it's normal. But I'm pretty sure most of the guys on this board have not tried to masturbate in public.

[Phrenetic]

the plot thickens...

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by FireWire

(The reason you're catching so many guys doing this is cause you're sexually paranoid and are always on the 'look out' for anything sexually inappropriate/violating. If you just chill and try to ignore these things, then you won't be feeling as disturbed all the time. You will see a lot more weird and creepy shit in your life, and there's no need to start letting the emotions of the moment ruin your general outlook on life...)

But hey, just so you know - pretty much every guy (mostly growing up and experimenting sexually) has tried to do something in public. If he's already a grownup and is doing it, however - then ya... you do have the right to feel concerned and alerted. Have you tried notifying the library staff to watch out for him? And also didn't you say something else in another thread about some dude watching porn in the library... is this all happening in the same library?

sometimes a guy jerking off in the library is just a guy jerking off in the library.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by FireWire

But hey, just so you know - pretty much every guy (mostly growing up and experimenting sexually) has tried to do something in public.

hahahaha ...aww man. this kid slays me.

hey whats funnier than firewire confessing his passion for wearing women's perfume?

answer: firewire confessing his sympathy for misunderstood perverts

[yoko*]

Originally Posted by FireWire

(The reason you're catching so many guys doing this is cause you're sexually paranoid and are always on the 'look out' for anything sexually inappropriate/violating. If you just chill and try to ignore these things, then you won't be feeling as disturbed all the time. You will see a lot more weird and creepy shit in your life, and there's no need to start letting the emotions of the moment ruin your general outlook on life...)

But hey, just so you know - pretty much every guy (mostly growing up and experimenting sexually) has tried to do something in public. If he's already a grownup and is doing it, however - then ya... you do have the right to feel concerned and alerted. Have you tried notifying the library staff to watch out for him? And also didn't you say something else in another thread about some dude watching porn in the library... is this all happening in the same library?

I appreciate the attempt at a Freudian analysis BUT,

This is really just a small example of the kinds of shit I've seen. Let's go 3-4 years back. I was on the millenium skytrain closer to midnight, heading eastbound and I notice this bald-ish dude is stroking the tip of his cock (which is pretty much whipped uot of his jeans). I was kind of in shock so I didn't say anything and just stepped off the train ASAP. I remember wishing I had yelled at the fucker (he was looking in MY direction btw) afterwards, but you only really think about the appropriate things to say in these situations after the fact.

This is no lie - a week later, same day of the week (Friday) same time, and again on the millenium line but on the older carts, this time a different man. He has his dick whipped out of his jeans and he's shaking it at me (he's about 1 meter away)

So yeah, sexually paranoid? If I am, it's probably because I have a pretty fucking good reason to be.

[cubed]

In the illustrious words of Too $hort, "Get in where you fit in..."

[yoko*]

Oh. The next time it happened to me that same week, I actually said something.

It was something along the lines of:
"YOU FUCKING SICK FUCKING PERVERT FUCKERRRRRR"

I told some other dude in the same cart about what happened. Dude whips out an EXACTO knife from his pocket (who carries an exacto knife for self-defense? Should I?) and then he's like

"YOU SICK FUCKER I'LL CUT YOUR DICK OFF!" and we both step off the train.

And P.S., these are two separate libraries. I'm in Koerner (UBC) library right now, and the other day I was at Bennett (SFU).

Coming soon to a public library near you...

[dj_soo]

gf works in the library and this is more common than you'd think... that's why you stay away from the computers with the "privacy screen"

[yoko*]

Originally Posted by Gusto

sometimes a guy jerking off in the library is just a guy jerking off in the library.

You're right. I'm overreacting.

Next time I'll offer him a tissue.

[decypher]

I hope this masturbation epidemic doesn't spread to the Belzberg library, i do my research on those tables.

[laska]

Originally Posted by yoko*

take a picture of them with your digicam/camera phone and then post it on the communal website and contribute to the public jerker bashing/awareness.

I'm pretty sure they'd be more than happy with that! Most of these guys are probably exhibitionists, they WANT you to see it.

The best thing to do next time: Point, giggle, and say "awww, look it's so cute!!!!!"

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by yoko*

You're right. I'm overreacting.

Next time I'll offer him a tissue.

HE DON'T WANT, ANYBODY ELSE

WHEN HE TYPES BESIDE YOU, HE TOUCHES HIMSELF