To my friend's new girlfriend

[Revolver]

LOLs ninjachris...always callin a spade a spade!...

love it.

[GSG9]

Originally Posted by fritz

rawb == all caps on internet, mumbles irl
robyn == no caps on internet, yells irl

maybe the internets are the oulet they use to be who they wish they could be irl?

[tiedye]

women be shoppin, women be shoppin! LORD KNOWS you can't stop a woman from shoppin!

[Carrie]

i think i know who this is..

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by Carrie

i think i know who this is..

you gonna snitch?

[Lush]

You obviously have a crush on her

[Carrie]

I'm not saying anything

[miss.myra]

Originally Posted by Carrie

i think i know who this is..

haha but you just did say something!

Anyways Ninja, with the pace that realtionships progress in these days I'm sure you'll be down a friend in no time!

[Carrie]

I'm not saying anything about the person.

I may be wrong and it may not be the person I think it may be

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

haha but you just did say something!

Anyways Ninja, with the pace that realtionships progress in these days I'm sure you'll be down a friend in no time!

My only hope is that this will end like a hilarious mid 90's teen movie. We'll go on one last adventure together, we'll get mad at each other part way though. But we'll end up bonding in the end and he'll realize in the last half hour that he's actually in love with the cool girl who he never noticed but totally digs him.

[rawb]

IS THAT GIRL YOU l

[galaxie]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

When I called my friend's drink (a blue Hawaiian) a "girly" drink, this was not code for you to launch into a lecture about the ills of society.

THE BLUE HAWAIIAN IS THE GREATEST DRINK EVER KNOWN TO THE HUMAN RACE.

And um, your friend's gf sounds like she needs to lighten up a bit!

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by rawb

IS THAT GIRL YOU l

One can dream.

[ppcock]

Bart: "So you're one of those, dont call me a chick.. chick?"

[robyn]

Originally Posted by ppcock

Bart: "So you're one of those, dont call me a chick.. chick?"

it's the femailman!

[ebbomega]

"They want me to call that thing in the middle of the street a personhole cover. I think that's taking it a little too far. What would that make a lady's man? A person's person? That would make a He-Man an It-Person. Kids would be afraid of the Boogeyperson. We'd all look up and see the person in the moon, and we'd all sing For It's A Jolly Good Person. That's the kind of thing you'd hear about on Late Night With David Letterperson!"
- George Carlin