To my friend's new girlfriend

[NinjaBoy]

We've met up a couple times, you're cute and sometimes you seem interesting or have the common sense not to talk when we are having an interesting conversation. For this you get big points. However some shit has got to stop.

First, stop trying to be annoyed by everything. It got old fast. When I called my friend's drink (a blue Hawaiian) a "girly" drink, this was not code for you to launch into a lecture about the ills of society. I am going to call things girly once in a while, get used to it.

Same goes for when I refer to the tranny in my building as a he. I was telling a story, not asking for a lecture on why I should refer to Jason as a she.

I'm not homophobic, I wouldn't last long in my neighborhood if I was. I don't need to "be more accepting" of alternative lifestyles. I live knee deep in it, you live in an American suburb.

I don't mind the vegetarian thing. I've been accommodating in fact. When we were at a restaurant which didn't have vegetarian dishes, I got up and asked the kitchen to make a specific dish for you. I don't need to here how disgusting meat is or how you are going to "throw up".

Stop asking me what I do for a living. I know I see you only once every couple weeks but try and remember this time. I don't ask you, I remembered when you told me you were taking "woman's studies".

Apparently I'm going to being seeing you more often in the next couple months. I have no big issue, except stop getting offended for the sake of getting offended.

PS - Jim, I know you know who this is. Don't say anything because I don't want him getting mad at me.

[cubed]

Dude needs to SUIT UP!

These are the awesome years, why let them go to waste?

I did my best on Monday to bring an impartial opinion to the table, but I foresee this whole thing ending poorly.

[robyn]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

I'm not homophobic, I wouldn't last long in my neighborhood if I was. I don't need to "be more accepting" of alternative lifestyles. I live knee deep in it, you live in an American suburb.

my best friend is black

[cubed]

Originally Posted by robyn

my best friend is black

That's so progressive Robyn.

[robyn]

Shakesville: Feminism 101: "Feminists Look for Stuff to Get Mad About"

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by robyn

my best friend is black

Corvallis Gazette Times: Meet a Black Guy booth livens up Corvallis Saturday market



I met a gay guy once, we talked about coffee and the pro's/con's of taking it in the ass.

[dj_soo]

she's a college student isn't she?

[ebbomega]

I don't ask you, I remembered when you told me you were taking "woman's studies".

The worst kind of student. The uppity libertarian.

She probably joined the Republican party just so she could vote for Ron Paul.

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

The worst kind of student. The uppity libertarian.

She probably joined the Republican party just so she could vote for Ron Paul.

i highly doubt a women's study major would be a libertarian.

[ebbomega]

Maybe "radical" is a better word.

But def. uppity. She seems full of uppit.

[robyn]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

The worst kind of student. The uppity libertarian.

She probably joined the Republican party just so she could vote for Ron Paul.

yeah ws students usually hate abortion

[ebbomega]

Weird, I always thought he was pro-choice.

Just another thing the Paul-ites would have you believe I spose. Either that or I just really don't pay much attention to him.

[rawb]

LETS BE HONEST, ALL WOMEN ARE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH AND GET ON YOUR NERVES l

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by robyn

yeah ws students usually hate abortion

huh, never met a single ws student that wasn't pro-choice

[Gusto]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Weird, I always thought he was pro-choice.

Just another thing the Paul-ites would have you believe I spose. Either that or I just really don't pay much attention to him.

nah ron paul has always been strongly opposed to abortion.

[robyn]

Originally Posted by dj_soo

huh, never met a single ws student that wasn't pro-choice

i never met a single internet personality who wasn't versed in the tradition of sarcasm

[dj_soo]

Originally Posted by robyn

i never met a single internet personality who wasn't versed in the tradition of sarcasm

SEE WHEN RAWB DOES IT, HE DOES IT LIKE THIS SO IT'S TOTALLY OBVIOUS

[ebbomega]

You can usually tell when Robyn's being sarcastic because when she is she types in all lower case letters.

[SEAN!]

lots of mufuckahs get offended over dumb shit, they need to get smacked the fuck up, or hang out with me for a few days until they're desensitized to all things offensive, outrageous and obnoxiously funny.

i like how a straight dude living in the davie village can be called a homophobe.

[GSG9]

i dated one of those once. she dumped me for unknown reasons... likely meaning im a pompous dick.
hey, if girls cant take funny jokes, then fuck them.

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by GSG9

i dated one of those once. she dumped me for unknown reasons... likely meaning im a pompous dick.
hey, if girls cant take funny jokes, then fuck them.

Or, y'know, don't.

[SEAN!]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Or, y'know, don't.

yo, you got me curious, now i wonder how she fucks...like does she put out or does she think that sex is just reinforcing the hetero-normative, either that or shes a straight freak. why else would homeboy keep her around?

[GSG9]

my money is on straight freak

[cubed]

two words....


SUIT UP!

[fritz]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

You can usually tell when Robyn's being sarcastic because when she is she types in all lower case letters.

rawb == all caps on internet, mumbles irl
robyn == no caps on internet, yells irl