BAD IN BED=question for the dudes

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

hi whats it like being so vanilla?

translation - guys, ask me how much i put out.

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

Come on, stop your kidding.

We all know your only fetish IS Star Trek Furry Fanfic.

Where I write myself in as one of the characters.

It's fucking hot.

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Yes, it is. Next time I crack a quick joke referring to the fact it doesn't take a lot to please most guys, I will make sure my list encompasses my entire list of fetishes in more written detail then a Star trek furry fan fiction.

its not my fault that your joke backfired on you.

[TrixX]

i believe the checklist was for "NOT BAD" as in general, as in vanilla ;)

ninja........you are a good multi-tasker.....i've seen you play rockband, i have no doubt you could sing, fuck, play guitar with one hand, use the other for drums and still get your bass pedal going while balancing on the other leg

[ebbomega]

Yeah, there's a difference between bad sex, good sex, and amazing sex.

Bad sex is if basics aren't met. Good sex is sex that isn't bad. Amazing sex involves a stinging back in the shower the next morning.

[rawb]

THINLY VEILED PERSONAL AD HITS CREEPY JACKPOT l

[ebbomega]

Hey, Chris and Shayna, if you guys end up banging you gotta come back to this thread and give us a post-coitem.

[ppcock]

when the girl just lays there and takes it.
no biting, no pain, no nothing!

that's bad in bed.

when it's freakin boring, rather just lay on my arm and then jerk off.

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by Avana

translation - guys, ask me how much i put out.

its cute that you still have nothing better to say to/ about me but the same shit you've been trying to pass off as relevant for years.

why do you even bother with the annual apology PM?

[NinjaBoy]

Why does sex talk always lead to such drama!?!?!

Originally Posted by Ms.Tarantula

its cute that you still have nothing better to say to/ about me but the same shit you've been trying to pass off as relevant for years.

why do you even bother with the annual apology PM?

why would you post something like that unless you wanted people to ask? being vague on purpose only begs for negative attn.

[ppcock]

popcorn please!

[hardstylin]

L O L

[stringbeans]

sup girls i can help

[NinjaBoy]

Originally Posted by TrixX

ninja........you are a good multi-tasker.....i've seen you play rockband, i have no doubt you could sing, fuck, play guitar with one hand, use the other for drums and still get your bass pedal going while balancing on the other leg

That actually is my "move" except I add a counter clockwise swirl at the end.

[TrixX]

^^^ promise?? ;)

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

That actually is my "move" except I add a counter clockwise swirl at the end.

HEY! That's _MY_ move!

Oh well, guess it's back to the teeth...

[Akeel]

why dont you tell us some of your moves shayna? :D

[ebbomega]

I hear she does the Watusi.

[Akeel]

thats what she said.

[SEAN!]

effort is essential, and its all that really matters to not be bad in bed.

whats most essential is chemistry if you got sexual chemistry then its like being in the zone all the time. Also what men really want is a girl that can throat, talk dirty, let him call her a dirty trick and pull her hair, open minded about different shit, has the upper body strength to hold on while fuckin standing up. stuff like that.

if a girl could do all that and was stable, nice and smart, id probably marry her.

plus i really want to bang a chick with a clit piercing i gotta get that off my list.

[Phrenetic]

Just Suck his dick, play with is balls, fix him a sandwich and dont talk so much.

then everyone will be happy

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by Phrenetic

Just Suck his dick, play with is balls, fix him a sandwich and dont talk so much.

then everyone will be happy

DIDN'T THINK HE COULD LOOK MORE PATHETIC

PROVEN WRONG AGAIN

[Phrenetic]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

DIDN'T THINK HE COULD LOOK MORE PATHETIC

PROVEN WRONG AGAIN

Its a dave chapelle quote.

PHAILZ!

[Bevvy Swift]

i find theres only a few kinds of bad sex:

1 - painful pelvic grinding sex: where female mounts male in an agressive fashion, attempting to be assertive and sexy, only to crush balls with forceful downward stroke, or bend penis at awkward angle while gyrating forcefully. may result in broken dick.

2 - limp girl sex - you basically feel like your raping the girl, only shes not fighting back. may result in self-hatred.

3 - overly smelly sex - self explanatory. may result in involuntary gagging.


the rest is pretty much gravy. obviously the key is to be open and communicate, and, save for possible awkward otter suit requests, you'll probably get what you want.

guys feel free to add to the list