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Apr 16, 05
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Bad things that have happened to you during sex....
name 'em.
Me: -Being farted on while giving head -Having a condom stuck up my vag, and needing my partner to take it out, and having to take emergency birthcontrol afterwards 
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Apr 16, 05
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thanks for sharing:)
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Apr 16, 05
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hahaha oh my.
i've had sex at work, had to deal with a client and driver phoning in. i didn't conceal it well over the phone. had my mom call once, and my boyfriends parents walk in TWICE in one morning. but i guess that's not really that bad.
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Apr 17, 05
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-getting bit hard on the ass
-biting someone hard on the ass -discovering latex allergies -having her spit it on you. -having the cops pull you over -having the cops pull up on you mid-deed.. mother: " that's quite the compromising position..."
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Apr 17, 05
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Apr 17, 05
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having a guy go down and then blow his load all over my sheets... wow he was embarassed
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Apr 17, 05
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Last edited by ~Sc@ndelu$~; Apr 17, 05 at 03:02 AM.
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Apr 17, 05
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yoko - i'm guessing that one of these happened recently.
poor girl. umm.... trying to get the blood stains off my shirt the next day. having my x's parents walk in at like 4 in the morning .... and they thought she didn't like boys... lol
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Apr 17, 05
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Being walked in on my first his parents and then mine. Not that bad right? Well we've been friends since were like 6, it didn't go over well.
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Apr 17, 05
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*post for a friend*
- Dad walks up to the door, and keep in mind this is his x who he shouldn't be doing stuff with because they went out on BAD BAD terms over a year ago, but his dad knocks on the door and says politely "can you m ove the bed away from the wall please." haha he said being drunk and all it scared him and her shitless, so she got up and left, HAHA.
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Apr 17, 05
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me and my ex were staying with his mom for a while when we were in between places.... so were home alone one day.. and we hadnt had the house to ourselves in so long that we got a little carried away.. ...
so when all was said and done...were laying there and we hear his moms bedroom door open.. .apparently she wasnt feeling well so hadnt gone in to work...She must have been mortified... we were sooo loud. she is a devout christian... we got kicked out... then I guess she felt bad let us come stay again.. but there was a list of rules up on the fridge after that.. number one rule of her house.. no premarital sex.
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Apr 17, 05
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getting fucked in the ass without any lube
that takes the cake
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Apr 17, 05
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at my ex, then gf at the time's house, thought no one was home. i'm hittin it good, and she's being extra loud because of empty house with her door open...
so we finish up, i get up, buck nekkid to use the can, as i'm walking into the can i hear something in her parent's bedroom. her dad is at home. yea, her fuckin dad is at home. i run back to her room and we get the fuck outta the house in 30 seconds. it seemed like he was just waking up, so maybe he didn't hear anything, or maybe we woke him up. same girl, we're in a park parking lot and she's going down on me, and BAM. this car pulls up, i don't say anything because i'm a guy, and it pulls right up to us, at this point i get her up and i'm like wtf's with this fuckin pervert. it's a cop. so we get up, my pants are half on and he starts asking her questions like if she's here by her free will and if she's over the age of 14. (we were the same age, 17/18 at the time) i felt like such an old dirty man. it was awesome. when i lose my virginity, me and my gf were kinda buzzed and we're at my place, so after a while we decided to get our freak on. so i'm like, ok baby i gotta go to 7-11 to get some condoms. so i get some pants/shoes on and proceed to RUN FULL SPEED down hill to the 7-11 by my house. like reckless abandon running. get rubbers, get home get freaky all good. next morning she's kinda choked at me, i'm like WTF did i do? she says i drove drunk. i'm all confused, "we took a taxi home last night" she thought i drove to get the condoms because i was back so fast. :) not a bad story, but the hollywood version of losing your virginity.
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Apr 17, 05
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i feel your pain.
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